We'll let him taxy down to the other end of the runway to the departure point. then what say you and I get the drone out son?

Why's it got a red light on one wing and a green on the other Dad?

It's for the Navigator Son, as long as he can see one on each side he knows he is on course....

Why is mum facing the other way Dad?
It's supposed to be safer Son in a crash.

"Dad, I'm sure on the photos St Maarten had a beach?"

Aye, ah know your ancestors used to ploonder the coost aroond these parts but the fact re-mayns that this is Northoomberland Park and the airpoort is about 10nm NNW of here, bonny lad. And anoother thing yee divvin ken, it's noo called Woolsin'ton any moore...

With tensions between the Nordic nations at an all-time high, tri-national teams are dispatched to monitor SAS operations.

Don’t worry Son, it’s not like sheep worrying, go get it boy..

Moving the Air Show from Waddington to Scampton was not a success.

Those people in the long grass look like ants!

Doh! They ARE ants, dad!

"Don't start blaming me love. You wanted a short transfer time to the resort..."

The WHO inspectors were starting to think the Chinese weren’t being cooperative.

Well, don’t blame me. You’re the one that wanted to sit in the lounge before the flight!

Lady reading book

Oi ! Any fool can see it is an IAE model V2500 A1 powered Airbus A320-231 Weight Variant 015, some spotters you are !

Blue jacket matches the tail, off-white trousers match the fuselage but the lady still stands out like a sore thumb.

I did double-check. It says right here: "Red throated yellow bellied warblers are prevalent in air fields across northern Europe."

Hold on (adjusts reading glasses) maybe that's "airy fields."

Couple of Red Heads flying that Son.
How would you know that Dad?
The collars generally match the cuffs....

"Hmm...this book says that the Novichok poison, when applied to the eyepieces of binoculars, will work in 20 minutes. Only 5 minutes to go until I can go home to my knitting..."

Gatwick’s new ‘COVID friendly’ lounge

Yes son, you’re right, it is an airliner.......when I was your age they used to be so common!