The Farnbough wind tunnel might need an additional Turbine

Hurry up, your times up, we have Sky ( Ineos) booked for the next session...
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Solvite need to test their latest wig adhesive, and I'm ready to go.

This year we should take the trophy at the Boonta Eve Podrace.

(Time to take this into the gutter .....)

Not the kind of blowjob I was looking for thought Hoskins as he approached the glory hole in cubicle 2

"flutter isn't a problem, the rack should shed all the hats and coats by Mach 1... "

While idlying watching the World go past the Cupola, Cosmonaut first class Sergio Hoskins was surprised to see the SR72 set a new Altitude record..

This new barbecue from Weber certainly looks impressive but how does it work exactly?

That’s what you get when you put a team on the pitot head position.

Alice was later heard to comment that no one would ever believe what she saw through the Looking Glass...

During an announced visit to Area 51 ( that clearly does not exist ) the President was heard to ask why he was never told about the Alien Craft... Plausible Deniability..

Later asked why it was so small the Tupelov Design team later realised their mistake. They assumed the Airfix model kit their spy sent them was 1:1

Eric had the nagging feeling that his last issue of 'Build your own SR71' had been mixed up with his wifes 'Build your own blender'

Mav looked down on the set of Top Gun 3 and finally found a aircraft that fitted him like a glove.

Head of the design team later regretted encouraging his Committee to ' Think outside the box '

Well how the hell did we know he had a lisp when he said he wanted to do a 'wisk weview' of the port engine performance at all settings .....

Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr Bond, it is likely to be your last...

We think there's been some misunderstanding of the requirements for a blended wing...

Some cracking entries so far. I'll judge Wed evening.

As Jacques Cousteau looked out of his Bathysphere he was very surprised to find what he was actually looking for after only 2 days. Now to move onto finding MH990??

Wind tunnel results look good. As soon as the lab finishes the miniature Hoskins, we can test whether the spiked fence keeps him away from the intake.