Ok, I have successfully deiced the aircraft...... now what?

No Sorry, wrong plane, the B-29 in the lake is about 800 miles that way

No, I'm going for the PPRuNe Darwin award, as without engines I can't get the Coffman Starter Trophy

mind over matter

HOSKINS. .. are you sure these are the correct coordinates for the " Leaving on a Jet Plane,"
Flashmob at Waterloo Station...

I was going to judge on Friday, but I'm invoking the "on the 5th page" get out clause. Kiltrash will be pleased, and funnily enough I was thinking of posting a picture of the desert Pelican, but chose this one instead.

3rd goes to Cynicalint with I like a good Hoskins caption, and 2nd goes to MPN11 with And 1st place goes to 622 with Over to you 622

Many thanks…..Lets try this one!

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Prince Andrew approaches the US Embassy in London

Sideshow Bob gets drafted

Let me see, ah yes here it is, we drive on the left in the UK...

They say all the best battles are on the edge of the map, so let's head there.

For Christ's sake get a move on, me 'elmet's been pollinated!

"Yer helmet is designed to keep magpies OFF, not give them a freakin' NEST!"

I've been to long in this mans army..

Nope, I cannot find the chapter on watering it with Miracle Grow once monthly, are you sure it was in the art of camoflague book?

It says we were supposed to report to Tidworth, not Titchmarsh

I outrank you, that's why I have three flowers mate..

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Jonesy, I think I have worms...

Cpl, I notice a lack of grass on your helmet, have you been smoking it again?


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