Attenborough discovers a new species of spider.
Should have gone to SpecSavers

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At last, the Air Force provides something better than "Depends" for female jet pilots.

Oil rig workers at the off-shelf rigs at Wuhan were surprised to see this object, resembling Luke Skywalker's speeder bike from the planet Endor, flying workers to and from the rig. Sneeze and you miss it...

The Captain said all opening batsmen have to wear these...............

Strap on, or strap in?

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It's a nun on a motorbike being chased by a giant shark.

Ah Mr Bond, your annual 00 License to kill review and one last question. This ink blot what do you see?
Skyfall

In a Last ditch effort to reduce racism at Football matches, the authorities issue these to all fans at the turnstiles

I'm having a friend for dinner, with a nice Chianti....

From the Darth Vader beachwear collection.

"Why do I have to wear that"?
"For cough".
"Well Fu Q 2"!

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It says 3M , but is it 2019-nCoV compatible?

Doris bought one to experiment with. George found it easy undo. Doris had twins.

Kung Flu Black Belt.

- Ed

What all voguish goldfish are wearing this season...

"It's the new thing in fetishes, a breathable rubber thong..."

Non PC offering:

It's a device issued to all female ATC staff to cut down the amount of chat.

Fortesque-Smythe's flatulence problem led to drastic action by his colleagues...

Men can put men on the moon, can understand the off side rule, can design Concord ( no 'e' after Brexit) can do one task at a time, but having designed the bra are stumped how to undo with one hand....

What on earth is it?

I've no idea but it was a bargain!