"I thought..... gurgle.. gurgle... being creamed... gurgle... off..... was supposed... gurgle... gurgle.... to mean...gurgle... one was...gurgle.... at the top...of the...gurgle....class...."

"What did you expect to drink joining the Army, one is after all the dregs of ones country"

"You sure this is how we produce Foie Gras"

Having had a bad previous experience with spiked drinks, Nigel thought he had found a solution

“Niger?” Doesn’t look like a black Labrador to me.

Now that HMTQ has designated more Royal duties to Wills the after Investiture party takes on a more younger feel

Sorry all Niger was meant to be Nigel. Damm autospell ( again) I hope no one took offence ....

No problem, just teasing. No worse than your other (frequent) typos! :ok:

Once Niger had passed the test, he was entitled to wear the coveted Beer Goggles shoulder flash.

2024 and the Australian Pilots top up to the max with vital fluids before flying the new non stop QF1
(Ps spellchecker works this time)

His ACR stated that Nigel was "stout in appearance..."

(...and before anyone says anything else..."He was of mild character and never bitter").

...and that is how Harry found out that lager was regal backwards.

Recently discovered picture of Buster crossing the line on his way to Australia being initiated into the court of King Neptune

"And this concludes lesson 2 in our course for New Fathers.

"Next week, The Nappy. As usual I'll be looking for volunteers."

On a side note, I still have my certificate of crossing the Equator for the first time from QANTAS back in 1973!

Fire Chief O'Hallorhan having successfully rescued the victims from The Towering Inferno is refreshed with the only liquid found in New York

After successful clearing his mask, the new guy was extremely pissed to find out that the instructors had used used Bud Light and the initiation didn't count.

"Well done class. Now what are the other occasions when he should change the canister on his respirator??"

To clear the air (ahem) for the weekend, judging will be about 12 hours hence.

#Where's Boris? During the floods
Here I am, doing my bit to get rid of the excess water