"Jamaica?"
"No, she was pretty keen, actually."

"Ahh the little wings, they were presented to me by Herr Hitler, he reckoned I had done more damage to the allied war effort leading the pathfinder force and missing all of our major objectives than the Luftwaffe ever had."

"I say, it this the Fancy dress competition?"

"Yes, it was but it was unfortunately cancelled when PO Prune passed on, but don't worry so much, Dell and Rodney also turned up dressed as Batman and Robin"

Ah PO Nutloose welcome back, you have been missed. Now I want you to head up the new Squadron, called The Banana Splits

Merry Christmas

Cor look at the lungs on that....

Well I was fishing off Southend Pier and look what the tide washed up

"You are just the sort of chaps I've been looking for. Just change into those Santa suits over there and serve the Airmen's Christmas Dinner."

That's a bet then - worst gronk pulled at tonight's dance, Buster to judge!

"Come on, sir, Greta said the seas were rising, so you'd better get your Mae West on!"
"What a load of cr@p!"

“Merry Christmas, Sir. We have some bananas and a pineapple in the bomb bay for you, once Customs have cleared off.”

“Don’t be long, it looks like rain, dear.”
”No, darling, they don’t look anything like that.”

"No hats airside, gentlemen. FOD risk.

"Oh this? This is uniform, it's not a FOD risk."

Well of course you may have the hand of my daughter in marriage. Once she has done her stint as the windsock

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

( one of Mae West's quotes)

Well thank you for saving PO Prune from the Atlantic, but the life raft would have been of more use. Now go and dry off drippy

Luke.... I am your father

"I can see Sweep coming out of the top of your hat, but where's Sootie?"

In the Masons, Hoskins was surprised when the other members actually shook hands

You know Toto, somehow I don't think this is Kansas anymore...

“We are wearing these baggy waterproof overalls because it was the rainy season, Sir. No sunbathing on this liaison visit.”