"OK, i've written it up in the 700 for all to see, on this day the Nav successfully located.....his balls"
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"It says here after we have dropped our nuke we are to proceed to....this page intentionally blank?"
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"It's in braille"
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"Ok, according to this, we are supposed to fly several thousand miles to a place called Stanley, none of us have ever heard of and miss the runway"
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Right...so which of these stickers are we going to zap on the gear doors with...?
Ttfn |
Moscow... Moscow... how do you spell it?
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...and I've a letter here from a Mr Betjeman, it seems he would like us to bomb Slough.
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In my Janes book of British Aircraft Markings I have ticked off,XH555 XH556 XH557 XH558 XH559 XH560 XH562 XH563 XH564 XH565 and XH566
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Its from the doc, One of us has got the clap
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
(Post 10671343)
"It's in braille"
"Ahh, that'll be the Navs contour map" |
Nav please can you check that Group Captain Mandrake said it was "Wing Attack Plan R"
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Todays Horoscope says I am going on a long, one way trip soon
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What do you mean, you cannot find it?
Behind you Oh no it isn't Oh yes it is |
It says here, "Never let them take a photo of you in these caps when we are looking down, or people will see why we call them c**t caps."
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It says, In no circumstances must this manual be removed from the briefcase.
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"Oh bugger it says read and then eat to prevent falling into enemy hands"
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Yes, yes, I know we've all been in and had a look, but it definitely says right here that crew accommodation is top of the stairs, on the left.
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"Well, it says Chicken en Papillote with croutons and a sweet tomato vinaigrette sauce, so I take it that means stale bread chicken sandwiches with ketchup wrapped in a paper bag again, mind you last time it was described as a poussin and turned out to be a boiled egg."
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Right....Appendix E.....Rear Crew Emergency Escape Procedures.....it just says "Mind the stairs".
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