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Hey Adrian Mole,
Why don't you go and bury your head in the mud again. JHSU good show old chap. Bet you tore arse around the 'Nam lookin for the shi*. Did you shout 'get some get some' too? You should know that FEBA is long gone. get with the programme, its now FLOT. Kosovo hey, you are a REAL stud. Try not to look up little words in the dictionary either just to impress your friends you VITROLIC little bluey!
ABIW...I find it stupid that you types always revert to that silly old argument about school. Prehaps if you did any better then you'd be a stockbroker and not a loadie. Or even a pilot. So please lose the high and mighty sketch as you clearly are not at the top of the food chain as you may think. It's old 'has beens' like you that hold up promotion in the RAF by clinging on until you are 55. For gods sake just bite the bullet and leave. Let the young thrusters behind you have a go and get up the ladder. The RAF could do with a real 'dead wood' cull!!
Why don't you go and bury your head in the mud again. JHSU good show old chap. Bet you tore arse around the 'Nam lookin for the shi*. Did you shout 'get some get some' too? You should know that FEBA is long gone. get with the programme, its now FLOT. Kosovo hey, you are a REAL stud. Try not to look up little words in the dictionary either just to impress your friends you VITROLIC little bluey!
ABIW...I find it stupid that you types always revert to that silly old argument about school. Prehaps if you did any better then you'd be a stockbroker and not a loadie. Or even a pilot. So please lose the high and mighty sketch as you clearly are not at the top of the food chain as you may think. It's old 'has beens' like you that hold up promotion in the RAF by clinging on until you are 55. For gods sake just bite the bullet and leave. Let the young thrusters behind you have a go and get up the ladder. The RAF could do with a real 'dead wood' cull!!
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Grim,
Keep looking up with envy old fella
........well until your 40 then a life as a bouncer or debt collector awaits.......enjoy
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
Keep looking up with envy old fella
........well until your 40 then a life as a bouncer or debt collector awaits.......enjoy all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
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adrian mole,
what drivel!
feba (?) my arse. all the gear and no idea.
isnt mummy proud of her little soldier (not)?
get a life mate
thought it wouldnt be too long before the muppets got involved.
thought ur little ditty about kosovo was very succinct - my what a brave man u are. do you know which end to hold on your rifle? or is that a gun to the boys in blue?
no doubt got a medal too - huraaaaah!
abiw,
tis fun my old friend. bring it on!
spell checker complete?
lead, follow or get out of the f**cking way!
what drivel!
feba (?) my arse. all the gear and no idea.
isnt mummy proud of her little soldier (not)?
get a life mate
thought it wouldnt be too long before the muppets got involved.
thought ur little ditty about kosovo was very succinct - my what a brave man u are. do you know which end to hold on your rifle? or is that a gun to the boys in blue?
no doubt got a medal too - huraaaaah!
abiw,
tis fun my old friend. bring it on!
spell checker complete?
lead, follow or get out of the f**cking way!
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isitd,
" thought it wouldn't be too long before the Muppets got involved"
Pretty arrogant for the new boy on the block aren't you. At least the Muppets created a thread where they and the Loadies could air their differences. You have produced 17 posts, mostly cr@p,over the past 6 days, gatecrashed a long running popular thread and desecrated it with your inane ramblings.
If you are capable of thought then perhaps you should think about what you want to say and post it in a coherent manner.
It's time we left this thread now and let the Ascoteers get on with the humour
" thought it wouldn't be too long before the Muppets got involved"
Pretty arrogant for the new boy on the block aren't you. At least the Muppets created a thread where they and the Loadies could air their differences. You have produced 17 posts, mostly cr@p,over the past 6 days, gatecrashed a long running popular thread and desecrated it with your inane ramblings.
If you are capable of thought then perhaps you should think about what you want to say and post it in a coherent manner.
It's time we left this thread now and let the Ascoteers get on with the humour
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echo5,
whilst my ramblings have been inane, the bitter replies that have been posted seem to come from you and your colleagues.
whilst i understand i am the new boy am i not entitled to my opinions - the grim one is quite right in his statement that all the raf types seem to be well above their station (tho' i must admit i have come across a large number of good eggs in my time)
you boys are far too easy to wind up - all by a supposed 'thick' squaddie. hee hee!
dont take life too serious - you may do yourself some harm!
abiw,
spell check complete?
lead, follow or get outof the f**cking way!
whilst my ramblings have been inane, the bitter replies that have been posted seem to come from you and your colleagues.
whilst i understand i am the new boy am i not entitled to my opinions - the grim one is quite right in his statement that all the raf types seem to be well above their station (tho' i must admit i have come across a large number of good eggs in my time)
you boys are far too easy to wind up - all by a supposed 'thick' squaddie. hee hee!
dont take life too serious - you may do yourself some harm!
abiw,
spell check complete?
lead, follow or get outof the f**cking way!
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Friday 17th – Saturday 18th October 2003
You love your job, you’re in Cape Town, and you’re in a very nice hotel on the waterfront. Table Mountain looks down majestically. It doesn’t get much better than this.
Well, it could do, as you are scheduled to depart 3 hours before the England vs South Africa Rugby game kicks off.
More than any other time than you can think of, you need a 24 hour delay
a) You suggest at the restaurant that the seafood in Cape Town is world famous, especially the shellfish. You cross your fingers in the hope that one of your crew will go down with the squits.
b) You wind up the Co-Pilot and the Loadie at the disco, hoping that one of them will flip and require a trip to hospital and/or the police station
c) On the walk back to the hotel, you give the Captain a gentle shove into the path of a speeding taxi
d) You telephone @rsecot Ops and inform them that the Navigator has had a nasty turn. He is mumbling incoherently and dribbling down his shirt. (Ascot Ops inform you that this is quite normal)
d) You cross your fingers and hope that the aircraft will break down, you can get back on the bus, dump your bags at the hotel and head off for the pub in your England shirt
e) You listen to the match on HF
You are in Namibia the next day and are scheduled to depart 4 hours before the Ireland vs Namibia Rugby kick off.
It slowly dawns on you that God is not on your side for this trip.
You love your job, you’re in Cape Town, and you’re in a very nice hotel on the waterfront. Table Mountain looks down majestically. It doesn’t get much better than this.
Well, it could do, as you are scheduled to depart 3 hours before the England vs South Africa Rugby game kicks off.
More than any other time than you can think of, you need a 24 hour delay
a) You suggest at the restaurant that the seafood in Cape Town is world famous, especially the shellfish. You cross your fingers in the hope that one of your crew will go down with the squits.
b) You wind up the Co-Pilot and the Loadie at the disco, hoping that one of them will flip and require a trip to hospital and/or the police station
c) On the walk back to the hotel, you give the Captain a gentle shove into the path of a speeding taxi
d) You telephone @rsecot Ops and inform them that the Navigator has had a nasty turn. He is mumbling incoherently and dribbling down his shirt. (Ascot Ops inform you that this is quite normal)
d) You cross your fingers and hope that the aircraft will break down, you can get back on the bus, dump your bags at the hotel and head off for the pub in your England shirt
e) You listen to the match on HF
You are in Namibia the next day and are scheduled to depart 4 hours before the Ireland vs Namibia Rugby kick off.
It slowly dawns on you that God is not on your side for this trip.
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Angry Bob
You are one of the senior Loadmasters on the fleet and after a hard nights lantern swinging (trans: regaling the youngsters with your anecdotes) in the old folks home (trans: Sgts Mess), there is nothing you like more than a last quick smoke of your pipe before bed.
Do you:-
a) Pop out the fire exit for a last quick puff.
b) Do without and last til the morning
c) Light up in bed, setting off the smoke detectors. Attracting the attention of the Fire Section and the RAF Police. Then compound the transgression by being rude to the Gestapo. Wake the Tristar crew on their rest period (thanks for complaining, fellas). ……….
I’ll have to revisit this post and edit as the rest of the story is still to come out!
Do you:-
a) Pop out the fire exit for a last quick puff.
b) Do without and last til the morning
c) Light up in bed, setting off the smoke detectors. Attracting the attention of the Fire Section and the RAF Police. Then compound the transgression by being rude to the Gestapo. Wake the Tristar crew on their rest period (thanks for complaining, fellas). ……….
I’ll have to revisit this post and edit as the rest of the story is still to come out!
SPHL,
Nice one getting the thread back on track, always a hoot reading your posts. Keep 'em coming!!
Nice one getting the thread back on track, always a hoot reading your posts. Keep 'em coming!!
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A Message to the Imprest Holders
In my case, the Co-Pilot
As long as you allocate single hotel rooms to non-operating aircrew officers, holding officers, Corporal Ops Clerks and any other bunk fodder, while doubling up Senior SNCO´s......
I will continue to piss in your cup of tea
Angry? I´ll give yer f
g angry!
As long as you allocate single hotel rooms to non-operating aircrew officers, holding officers, Corporal Ops Clerks and any other bunk fodder, while doubling up Senior SNCO´s......
I will continue to piss in your cup of tea
Angry? I´ll give yer f
g angry!
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Bob,
Nce thing about the might J is the loadie..........me
runs the imprest so no fuc@in way are "knockers" doublin up on Albert...............now scuffers and muppets well thats a differant issue
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
Nce thing about the might J is the loadie..........me
runs the imprest so no fuc@in way are "knockers" doublin up on Albert...............now scuffers and muppets well thats a differant issueall spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
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ABIW
You are talking boŁŁoc@s again, we all read GASOs and you would risk death and an interview if you tried what you say. We also both know you're talking dribble as the imprest clerk is the wife of a muppet and any mischief would be quickly sorted......
What I've done in the past is change hotels if there's not enough room. Might I suggest you do a trick we support personnel do, ring the handling agent in advance and get your rooms sorted!!
You are talking boŁŁoc@s again, we all read GASOs and you would risk death and an interview if you tried what you say. We also both know you're talking dribble as the imprest clerk is the wife of a muppet and any mischief would be quickly sorted......
What I've done in the past is change hotels if there's not enough room. Might I suggest you do a trick we support personnel do, ring the handling agent in advance and get your rooms sorted!!
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Blakey,
"You are talking boŁŁoc@s again"
I fear it is you talking b@@locks you poor misguided ground bound fool! I have been on the J and K fleet for 7 years now and, apart from the odd war time fiasco in Kebab land, have never shared a hotel room yet Suggest you have another look at GASO's, it's not joined up writing so you should be able to cope, and all will become clear.
The reason you have to indulge in all the financial skullduggery you suggest, hope a bean counter has read your post, is cos you are, and always will be Pax , we on the other hand are not so............................ well I am sure you can now work it out
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
"You are talking boŁŁoc@s again"
I fear it is you talking b@@locks you poor misguided ground bound fool! I have been on the J and K fleet for 7 years now and, apart from the odd war time fiasco in Kebab land, have never shared a hotel room yet
Suggest you have another look at GASO's, it's not joined up writing so you should be able to cope, and all will become clear. The reason you have to indulge in all the financial skullduggery you suggest, hope a bean counter has read your post, is cos you are, and always will be Pax
, we on the other hand are not so............................ well I am sure you can now work it out all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
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ABIW/Blakey875,
If you two don't stop bickering then I'll start posting to the Movers v Loadies thread again and that will get a few backs up.
It's that time of year guys.............Peace and Goodwill and all that.
Regards,
E5
If you two don't stop bickering then I'll start posting to the Movers v Loadies thread again and that will get a few backs up.
It's that time of year guys.............Peace and Goodwill and all that.
Regards,
E5
ABIW:
The reason you get a single room is so you have space to make yer bivvie still. You can take the man out of SH, but you can't dot dot dot.
SPHL: Good call on the rugger mate. We finally got the last 3 minutes of the final from the Beeb on HF having had to get relays via a Yank on 123.45. Aparrantly London, England had 20 home runs to Orstralia's 17 touchdowns....
OK chaps thats all - back to the slanging match..
The reason you get a single room is so you have space to make yer bivvie still. You can take the man out of SH, but you can't dot dot dot.
SPHL: Good call on the rugger mate. We finally got the last 3 minutes of the final from the Beeb on HF having had to get relays via a Yank on 123.45. Aparrantly London, England had 20 home runs to Orstralia's 17 touchdowns....
OK chaps thats all - back to the slanging match..
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Oh dear. You have Dehli Behli. You picked up something nasty in Panama, but it didn't take effect until you got to Bermuda.
Inevitably, questions will be asked about your integrity, as a chinese whisper will go twice around the world before the truth has got its boots on.
How will you deal with this?
a) 'I am an officer in the Royal Air Force, holder of the Queens Commission, I am therefore incapable of falsehood. Any questions? Call me a Doctor'
b) 'I am an officer in the Royal Air Force, holder of the Queens Commission. While I may be capable of spin, propaganda and bare faced lies, I expect you to believe every word I utter without question. Call me a lawyer.'
c) Allow crew and 25 passengers to pack their bags, pay for the porn channel charges, swap their local money back to sterling, hand in their keys...........and then while stood in reception waiting for transport.......follow through in your flying suit. Call the laundry'
24 hour delay and additional laundry charge
(and then another 24 hour delay)
Inevitably, questions will be asked about your integrity, as a chinese whisper will go twice around the world before the truth has got its boots on.
How will you deal with this?
a) 'I am an officer in the Royal Air Force, holder of the Queens Commission, I am therefore incapable of falsehood. Any questions? Call me a Doctor'
b) 'I am an officer in the Royal Air Force, holder of the Queens Commission. While I may be capable of spin, propaganda and bare faced lies, I expect you to believe every word I utter without question. Call me a lawyer.'
c) Allow crew and 25 passengers to pack their bags, pay for the porn channel charges, swap their local money back to sterling, hand in their keys...........and then while stood in reception waiting for transport.......follow through in your flying suit. Call the laundry'
24 hour delay and additional laundry charge
(and then another 24 hour delay)
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Keep up the good work Lovechild
AS FOR THE LOADIES, MOVERS & AIR DESPATCHERS WHO NEARLY PUT THE MOCKERS ON THIS POPULAR THREAD...WORDS FAIL ME!
In fact, why don't you delete your ridiculous posts and stay on your Movers v Loadies thread.
ANGRY? I'LL GIVE YER F
G ANGRY
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YG
Muppets are movers. Movers load and unload aeroplanes and by moving stuff on and moving it off again.
Air despatchers do the same except they normally unload it whilst airborne.
Katie tells you about movers at this link. She is a lovely girl.
The Army tell you about Air Despatchers at this site.
Enjoy
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Muppets are movers. Movers load and unload aeroplanes and by moving stuff on and moving it off again.
Air despatchers do the same except they normally unload it whilst airborne.
Katie tells you about movers at this link. She is a lovely girl.
The Army tell you about Air Despatchers at this site.
Enjoy
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