Oh dear. You have Dehli Behli. You picked up something nasty in Panama, but it didn't take effect until you got to Bermuda.
Inevitably, questions will be asked about your integrity, as a chinese whisper will go twice around the world before the truth has got its boots on.
How will you deal with this?
a) 'I am an officer in the Royal Air Force, holder of the Queens Commission, I am therefore incapable of falsehood. Any questions? Call me a Doctor'
b) 'I am an officer in the Royal Air Force, holder of the Queens Commission. While I may be capable of spin, propaganda and bare faced lies, I expect you to believe every word I utter without question. Call me a lawyer.'
c) Allow crew and 25 passengers to pack their bags, pay for the porn channel charges, swap their local money back to sterling, hand in their keys...........and then while stood in reception waiting for transport.......follow through in your flying suit. Call the laundry'
24 hour delay and additional laundry charge
(and then another 24 hour delay)