Blakey,
"You are talking boŁŁoc@s again"
I fear it is you talking b@@locks you poor misguided ground bound fool! I have been on the J and K fleet for 7 years now and, apart from the odd war time fiasco in Kebab land, have never shared a hotel room yet
Suggest you have another look at GASO's, it's not joined up writing so you should be able to cope, and all will become clear.
The reason you have to indulge in all the financial skullduggery you suggest, hope a bean counter has read your post, is cos you are, and always will be Pax
, we on the other hand are not so............................ well I am sure you can now work it out
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced