Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

You do realise that if this goes all Pete Tong, that the Station Commander will be held accountable, don't you??
Yes, make it all worth while then...

[NutLoose]

I joined the Airforce to see the world and what did I become? A bloody meals on wheels delivery service, it’s tragic I tell ya, simply tragic..

[NutLoose]

[Kiltrash]

Nigerian Princess Cheques special delivery...at least these won't bounce

[Kiltrash]

Special Delivery of instant Sunshine...tell the skip to engage Warp Power

[Kiltrash]

Irish Air Force do a drop of ' stuff ' on Salisbury Plain... Yes Sarge but why does the ' This Way Up ' sticker point downwards??

[Kiltrash]

The initial trials of the Mail Plane are successful.
" Right lads got the Bag on board without stopping, pass it down to the sorters ready for the Dropoff at Lerwick. "

[Chu Chu]

Are you sure this is what they meant by "box barrage"?

[Chu Chu]

It's only hardtack. But if we drop it unwrapped like this, they can pretend they're eating baguettes.

[Buster Hyman]

Yeah, he bought extra large, but Nuttys Swedish P*nis Enlarger never came, so he’s sticking with Band Aids…

[Kiltrash]

Right, Let's see what FR24 Makes of this. ..
( other plane tracking sites are available )

[Kiltrash]

The British Navy below will get all excited thinking they have found a consignment of Cocain off the coast of Miami. Pity it's only ex President Trumps Tax Returns

[Dan Gerous]

"What are you waiting for"!!!

"The green light, but bulb has blown and the spares are in this box, but we can't get one till we deliver this to stores".

[treadigraph]

Oooops, got distracted - lots of excellent suggestions - a quick pick of the pops and tonight's winner is Wensleydale:

"This mission is going to be a picnic!"

When I saw the pic, I thought it was Kiltrash's entries for the previous round...

Congrats, CST on its way with assorted sandwiches, cakes, crockery, linen and cutlery, and hopefully an aerial delivery system that works...

[Kiltrash]

Deliveroo gets the new NAFFI contract
Congratulations beaten by a better contributor. ..Wensleydale. ..

[Wensleydale]

Thanks Chaps. Seconds out - round 2.

[Buster Hyman]

MOUSE,…..l

[Buster Hyman]

Buster made an extra high leap over the tripwire, just to make sure everything cleared it. Nobody knew why Nutty copied…l

[Buster Hyman]

And as there Kilts billowed on the descent, Rodger and Billy gracefully floated to Earth.

[Hydromet]

"...and if this doesn't frighten them into surrendering, we'll send in the bagpipes."