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Old 22nd Sep 2021, 06:49
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So let me get this right Captain. We draw a line in the sand just here and if the enemy dare to cross that, we draw another line in the sand 10 yards further back?
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Old 22nd Sep 2021, 07:19
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" No no you may take our lives but you'll never take our Apples...."
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Old 22nd Sep 2021, 07:20
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Sergeant "Right lads...as you can see I have tied the privates privates to the the fence...so he will not leave his post"
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Old 22nd Sep 2021, 07:28
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At the end of the annual Movember charity contest, the men were stunned by the luxuriant 'tache sported by their Colonel's wife - little realising that she'd had one face lift too many.
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Old 22nd Sep 2021, 09:04
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At least the queue for the toilets aren't as bad as Glastonbury.




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Old 22nd Sep 2021, 13:04
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You'd think the Swiss had never seen four people posing for a picture.
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Old 22nd Sep 2021, 13:13
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Despite the gracious cooperation of the Swiss border force, the green screen concept showed little promise.
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Old 22nd Sep 2021, 14:09
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Oh how they laughed, using Pierre's helmet as a chamber pot, just before he got dressed for parade..
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Old 22nd Sep 2021, 14:12
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UK Border Farce, and no thats not a miss spell, show efficient training to the Swiss.
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Old 22nd Sep 2021, 14:16
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If Carlsberg did POW camps they would house the best dressed turned out prisoners
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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 07:11
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Ah here comes the dispatch rider from Headquarters with the Generals deliberations,
From Headquarters? What is it...
It's a big building where the brave officers stay, but that's not important right now...
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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 08:54
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Right! Who stole my chickens?
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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 08:58
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Over compensating a bit with the bayonet there Pierre.
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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 09:09
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Typical, I ask you to say 'cheese' for the photo....and all the French turn up!
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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 11:09
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Rien ne va plus, mes amis.

Les bon oeufs sont

Treadigraph - 5341, introducing Steve McQueen
Kiltrash - 5381, drawing lines in the sand
Wenleydale - 5347, playing volleyball

En deuxième place

Dan Geroux - 5385, queueing for the Glasto toilets

Et Le vainqueur …

Ascend Charlie - 5351, joining the Judaean People’s Front {or Back)

A toi, mon ami! Très bien fait!

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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 18:43
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I did send AC a PM advising him of his victory. If nothing is heard by the morning, I suggest Dan Gerous grasps the torch and submits a new image..
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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 19:35
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Just in case, Monsewer Geroux will be at work tomorrow, and unable to post a pic.
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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 22:22
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Mercy blowthrough, mon army, try this one. Slow response comes from being on the sunny side of the world.
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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 22:31
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On yer marks, get set…..
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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 22:31
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Bloggs hadn't quite got the hang of push-starting.
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