Caption Competition Mk III

[Dan Gerous]

Right, quick piss on the tyre and we're good to go.

[Ninthace]

Captain Rover Over's general handling was fine but he had a tendency to chase the ball when on instruments.

[Beamr]

The result of Ryanairs latest earnings idea: Customs duties for the flight crew, sniffing the SLF+freight for unwanted materials. As an additional bonus the flight crew happily works for dogs treats.

[Ascend Charlie]

The sunnies are covering two black eyes, gained when he stuck his nose in the copilot's crotch. On finals.

[Frostchamber]

Although aspects of his personal grooming could sometimes let him down, the captain's lipstick never failed to impress.

[c52]

Ryanair negotiate gross pay = typical net pay for those who are not subject to income tax, national insurance, pension contributions and so on.

[Kiltrash]

My last job? I used to be a Snipers assistant

[Kiltrash]

Outtake from AIRPLANE, the movie with what really happened when the Airline driver came to collect Rex ( Kramer )

[Kiltrash]

After his Air Force Career was ended after that accident, Hot Shots Part Trois Follows his civilian job

[Kiltrash]

Pilot....Got the Maps??
Co-Pilot....no the Bonio.



Or

This is how I get the Chum through Security. Have you seen the food option on tonight's flight...eugh...

[Kiltrash]

In case of accident so they can identify the body, got my Dog Tags...Remember that from my Air Force Days..
But you were only a K9 on perimeter patrol...

[Kiltrash]

It was only later discovered the Co-Pilot had been castrated that morning...perhaps should have been stood down for a few days.

[Kiltrash]

Dashhound could never be a Pilot, I mean have you seen the difficulty they have climbing steps after the walk round....

[Kiltrash]

NOTAM....When you have a dog on the flight crew the human must do the walk round....if you want to achieve a on time departure

( dog lovers know that a simple walk with your dog takes forever with the amount of sniffing that goes on..)

[Buster Hyman]

"Beef or Chicken Captain?"
"Neither thanks. I'm just gonna lick my Jatz Crackers!"

[Buster Hyman]

"I've got......................................................... .....................................................the Nav bag"
"Why the big pause?"
"I was born with them."

[Buster Hyman]

"Where's the FO?"
"Downstairs humping the landing gear. He'll be along soon"

[NutLoose]

I hear the chief stewardess is a right dog....... Yummy

[NutLoose]

Or course i'm not a real pilot, I haven't got a firk orf big watch

[NutLoose]

You might laugh, but i've never got a complaint when i've stuck my snout in any hosties crotch, have you?