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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th May 2021, 10:03
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Right, quick piss on the tyre and we're good to go.
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Old 12th May 2021, 10:15
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Captain Rover Over's general handling was fine but he had a tendency to chase the ball when on instruments.
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Old 12th May 2021, 10:47
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The result of Ryanairs latest earnings idea: Customs duties for the flight crew, sniffing the SLF+freight for unwanted materials. As an additional bonus the flight crew happily works for dogs treats.
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Old 12th May 2021, 11:13
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The sunnies are covering two black eyes, gained when he stuck his nose in the copilot's crotch. On finals.
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Old 12th May 2021, 13:15
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Although aspects of his personal grooming could sometimes let him down, the captain's lipstick never failed to impress.
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Old 12th May 2021, 13:43
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Ryanair negotiate gross pay = typical net pay for those who are not subject to income tax, national insurance, pension contributions and so on.
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Old 12th May 2021, 13:56
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My last job? I used to be a Snipers assistant
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Old 12th May 2021, 13:59
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Outtake from AIRPLANE, the movie with what really happened when the Airline driver came to collect Rex ( Kramer )
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Old 12th May 2021, 14:02
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After his Air Force Career was ended after that accident, Hot Shots Part Trois Follows his civilian job
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Old 12th May 2021, 14:05
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Pilot....Got the Maps??
Co-Pilot....no the Bonio.



Or

This is how I get the Chum through Security. Have you seen the food option on tonight's flight...eugh...
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Old 12th May 2021, 14:08
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In case of accident so they can identify the body, got my Dog Tags...Remember that from my Air Force Days..
But you were only a K9 on perimeter patrol...
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Old 12th May 2021, 14:10
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It was only later discovered the Co-Pilot had been castrated that morning...perhaps should have been stood down for a few days.
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Old 12th May 2021, 14:12
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Dashhound could never be a Pilot, I mean have you seen the difficulty they have climbing steps after the walk round....
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Old 12th May 2021, 14:15
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NOTAM....When you have a dog on the flight crew the human must do the walk round....if you want to achieve a on time departure

( dog lovers know that a simple walk with your dog takes forever with the amount of sniffing that goes on..)
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Old 12th May 2021, 14:23
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"Beef or Chicken Captain?"
"Neither thanks. I'm just gonna lick my Jatz Crackers!"
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Old 12th May 2021, 14:24
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"I've got......................................................... .....................................................the Nav bag"
"Why the big pause?"
"I was born with them."
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Old 12th May 2021, 14:26
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"Where's the FO?"
"Downstairs humping the landing gear. He'll be along soon"
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Old 12th May 2021, 15:14
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I hear the chief stewardess is a right dog....... Yummy
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Old 12th May 2021, 15:16
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Or course i'm not a real pilot, I haven't got a firk orf big watch
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Old 12th May 2021, 15:17
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You might laugh, but i've never got a complaint when i've stuck my snout in any hosties crotch, have you?
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