Caption Competition Mk III
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Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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“OK, chaps, the Squadron’s got a new r/t callsign ... we’re now SWANWICK.”
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
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“So, Pre flight checks......Refuelled - check. Re-armed - check. Fresh underpants.....hang on a mo’, they’re still in the boot...”
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Ok scoring on Saturday, sorry for the delay.
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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Very good Barrington-Smythe but did you get any of the Fokkers?
But, those Fokkers were Messerschmitts, Sir...
(Sorry!)
Join Date: Mar 2010
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"Don't want to cause a fuss, but what's that bloke in khaki doing inside your aircraft?"
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
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"...I peppered a Dornier's arse and then this foreign-sounding bloke came over the R/T asking if I'd been mis-sold PPI..."
Po Buster reporting, well came across this baddie and gave him all 1400 rounds, last seen spiralling down to the drink. On a different topic, has anyone seen Po Nutty?
Officer, no not heard from him since this morning, but sure he'll be round later today.
Officer, no not heard from him since this morning, but sure he'll be round later today.
Now ve have re engineered ze Spitfire, Herr Goring, ve thought vy stop zer. I prezent to you der British Pilot und ground crew. And a shabby lot zey are too.
Be in London by ze end of ze veek.
Be in London by ze end of ze veek.
Two men being pile-driven beneath the port wing as they balance it on their heads: "I say, would one of you please move the bloomin' aircraft? We're already up to our arses in sod!"
- Ed
- Ed
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
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If Scotland gains independence McHoskins, you'll be their Air Force... and as you have a dinghy in your seat pack, you can be their Navy too.