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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Jan 2023, 13:28
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
We're gonna need a **** load of Spitfires to deliver this lot.
umm…they’re in the boxes!
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 13:29
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Clusters last pub crawl.
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So, when does the Australian first division arrive?
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 14:14
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As the 101st Airborne captured Munich they liberated all the production
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 14:15
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In the Whisky Triangle in Scotland the Excise man took his 'Cut '
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 14:18
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Right get this lot loaded onto SS Politician and set sail to join the convoy off Barra.
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 14:19
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I have a great idea with these barrels. Take them to Niagara Falls and charge the Yanks $10 for the journey of a lifetime
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 14:23
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Beats all the trouble with growing Hops in the Scottish countryside..... Just let Shepherd Neame do all the hard work and then declare Independence
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 15:08
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When they said that they were getting rid of tented accommodation and providing us all with single hardened rooms, I should have seen the catch!
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 16:35
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Heap Big Trouble when Great White Father send barrels of monkeys to reservation.

- Geronimo
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 16:40
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Hoskins, just how many guests are are you expecting for tomorrow's Dining In Night?

Well, I have invited the Group Captain, sir...

You don't need to say anything more, Hoskins. Very good, carry on.
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 17:35
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In peacetime, our biggest problem is finding space for dead soldiers.
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 17:46
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Meanwhile barrels of Cheese are stored safely in the sun before they reached ignition point...


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Old 17th Jan 2023, 17:56
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The Canadian log rolling team get ready for a practice over the Naigra Falls...
( I' m 25% Canadian....so my mum said... in case you worried 🇨🇦. )
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 18:00
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Man wandering off bottom centre humming..." One bit af a time..."

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Old 17th Jan 2023, 18:02
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Treaders weekly beer supplies is ready for his pick up...
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 18:05
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Col Hessler eyes up the US Army Fuel Dump from his approaching Panzer ...
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 18:09
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Two Stocktakers argue over the count...well I get 754 you get 762...recount please ...well it's on overtime said Nutty...😊
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 18:13
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Having liberated the German Army store store of Holstein, the US Army descided to re brand it as Budweiser .... Not even the Americans would swallow such KRAP ale
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Everyone in the Regiment was crushed to learn the barrels contained water.
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