The driver of the ve-hic-cle was happrehended doin' 150mph up the M1 with 'is rear end on fire. 'Aving issued him with an SP-50, we a-judged it unsafe to allow him to continue and we arranged to remove said ve-hic-cle to a place of safety; unfortunately our towing apparatus proved inadequate for the task, so we co-opted a passing farmer...