Caption Competition Mk III
In defence of the Duke , anyone familiar with the balcony release can only assume that the fluffies are not noxious vapours, but more closely related to nitrous oxide gas . Evidenced by the giggle fest surrounding his fluffs on the balcony .
As Rabbie Burns would say “ Where ever you be let your wind blow free “
His humour and honesty will be missed .
As Rabbie Burns would say “ Where ever you be let your wind blow free “
His humour and honesty will be missed .
"This rather threatening thing I'm carrying? Don't worry, Sir, it's just a drinking straw with filters so we can drink from any water we encounter. Designed to appeal to the small child in each of us - excepting your Royal Highness, that is."
Let me get this clear,.. you were guarding a minor American actress, and then felt an extreme stabbing pain between your shoulder blades that you cannot remove? I know exactly what you mean!
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The hat, ohhh it muffles the farts, it’s an age thing don’t you know.
The hat sir? Well I cannot tell a lie, I was in such a hurry to be on parade I picked up my fly fishing cap instead of my hard hat
Ah Fly Fishing, by J R Hartley, and you have a copy? please can you hold it for me....
Ah Fly Fishing, by J R Hartley, and you have a copy? please can you hold it for me....
Well Sir, it's so that everyone can tell we are Canadian Armed Forces, in case we go where they don't speak English..
You speak English, well i'll be dammed. Liz the locals speak our language. Damm fuzzy wuzzys.
You speak English, well i'll be dammed. Liz the locals speak our language. Damm fuzzy wuzzys.
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Oh thank God, you speak English... I was worried you might be one of those ghastly foreign types.
"So, your wife washed the hat, scarf and badge with something blue, eh? My wife did the same with this jacket, used to be white, you know. But the silly old duffer is 95..."
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Canadian huh, do you know Eskimo Nell? We visited Vancouver when I was still in the Navy and by the time we left they had nicknamed her HMS Ark Royal on account of the number Of seamen that had served on board her, what....
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Canadian, ahh my late mother in laws favourite tipple, well that and the half pint of gin she would dilute the stuff with.
'Royal ' Voice off to the left...
" Oh do come on Philip, I have a Hospital to open, some flowers to collect, and back to Britannina in time to bath Andrew. , Do stop playing with your toy soldiers "
" Oh do come on Philip, I have a Hospital to open, some flowers to collect, and back to Britannina in time to bath Andrew. , Do stop playing with your toy soldiers "