I'll have to call this now folks, so ...
3rd is Cavuman with.. It turned out that Liz was an Eddie The Eagle Wannabe all along.
2nd goes to Nutloose with... I’m here to take part in the Keel Hauling Ceremony, whatever that is..
1st place goes to Wensleydale with... "No! I said that we needed a new photograph for the "Armed Forces Relief Trust"!
Unfortunately you'll have to wait a while for the trophy to be delivered, as the delivery drivers turn to be PM is due soon.