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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 18th Apr 2021, 06:48
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Unable to find a suitable Landrover, the priest looks for an alternative to use at a military funeral.
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Old 18th Apr 2021, 07:41
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With the ability to bury two corpses at once the Russian priest blesses the deceased before they are super heated and fired into the frozen tundra.
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Old 18th Apr 2021, 07:43
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Kim un prepares to defrock another priest.
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Old 18th Apr 2021, 07:53
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Look Vladimir Vladimirovich, that man may have a genuine enthusiasm for English ecclesiastica...
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Old 18th Apr 2021, 08:36
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"Now we're sucking Diesel".
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Old 18th Apr 2021, 08:52
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Ah Captain Bunter, are you sure this is the approved way to inspect the engine?, nurse more lard please.
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Old 18th Apr 2021, 11:42
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Boeing's new Mass Contamination Acceptance Scenario revolutionized water ingestion testing and saved million in certification costs.
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Old 18th Apr 2021, 11:50
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The Russian military test the waters with outsourcing maintenance.

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He's good, his resume list Battleship Potemkin as one of his gigs.
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Old 18th Apr 2021, 12:10
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The Church experiments with Chemtrails to dispense their Gay conversion mix.
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Old 18th Apr 2021, 16:50
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The sunday mass in Imola is over, so it is time to climb the mountain. In the stone there is carved:

The seat in row four goes to Kiltrash: The Dean of Liverpool thought it strange the following morning when he blessed the visiting aircraft there were no engines.

Closer to the altar on row three Treadigraph: Gawdstrewth, has the Air Force been trying to make bio fuel from cabbage again?

In the second row, Surplus: Lubrication is essential if you're going to mess with a Flanker.

The holy truth lies in the words of Buster Hyman: I said Vectored Thrust, not Rectors husk!

Congratulations Buster Hyman! The father, the son and the holy spirit are on their way delivering the holy grail ....errrrr... CST.
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Old 18th Apr 2021, 17:37
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Well done Buster and all. Just gotta wait till he WAKES up to continue the fun...
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Old 18th Apr 2021, 20:13
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Noooooooooo
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Old 19th Apr 2021, 05:52
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Well I never! (You must have...)

Very kind Beamr.

I think we can give the Prince a Cap Com send off. Be respectful if you can but, be funny if you can't.... I think he enjoyed a good larff!



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Old 19th Apr 2021, 06:16
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" Wel'l yes sir, that's my 'Knitting a soft fluffy toy for Asylum Seekers Charity Badge'. I understand your Grandsons also have them."
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Old 19th Apr 2021, 06:19
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Thats my " Brave Boy " badge the nurse gave me for my first jab...
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Old 19th Apr 2021, 06:28
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That's my medal you gave me Sir, when we attacked the " House at Poo Corner' and rescued Tigger.
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Maple leaf on green badge... you must be one of those green fighters, do you know Greta?
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Old 19th Apr 2021, 07:23
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That one, Sir, That's for being a Covid Marshall at Funerals to ensure the bereaved partner has to sit alone....
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Old 19th Apr 2021, 07:25
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"I didn't always want to be a Naval Officer...I wanted to be a Lumberjack, leaping from tree to tree..........."
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Old 19th Apr 2021, 07:53
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"That's the badge saying I'm exempt from washing my face, Sir."
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