Caption Competition Mk III

[cavuman1]

A couple more Z's and the guys in back will be sound asleep. Or bumblebees.

- Ed

[NutLoose]

Originally Posted by Confusious

NOT A CAPTION
I'd like to say that I don't remember any of this but perhaps Z Cars has given that away. 🤔

Most places still sell it, you have to look.

https://www.grahamsfamilydairy.com/o...gory/gold-top/

[Chu Chu]

No. It's up and to the right. And you have to lift the little collar under the shift knob.

[Flyer 1492]

Here's your bag of underarm deodorant, now bugger off!!!

[Ascend Charlie]

"Yes, this is the first of the armoured school buses ordered by Texas, but we can't get it on a boat due to the embargo!"


(ducks for cover...)

[Kiltrash]

Barnard Castle?? No sorry that's not local round here Mr Cummins.

[Kiltrash]

Proof Positive that the Russian Army have female drivers, ...I mean have you ever known a man to stop and ask for directions ??

[Kiltrash]

' Hamster ' Hammond takes his latest Riot Control purchase for a quiet trip to his mate ' Capain Slow ' May

[Kiltrash]

Yes I know that Mrs Miggins at no 58 has
a spare bed in her B&B in Salisbury
or
Does not have a TV Licence

[Self loading bear]

M’dam, did I see you pissing on my front tire?

Damn right I did and if you don’t get the hell out of here I will sh!t on your rear as well.
You are blocking my route to the toilet.

[Kiltrash]

Your here to take part in Eurovision? ? Not round here it is'nt.

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by Confusious

NOT A CAPTION
I'd like to say that I don't remember any of this but perhaps Z Cars has given that away. 🤔

Ashamed to say that though I live directly opposite a dairy, I've no idea how their milk is capped these days... Z Cars? Was renamed The Bill wasn't it?

[treadigraph]

Taxi! Do you take cash?

Sorry luv, contactless only...

Oh bother!

[Confusious]

No, I'm not giving you a tip.
Bloody Zuber drivers, always late!

[622]

Don't tell her your name Pikeski!

[622]

It's ok Sir ....she's a lovely little lady who says we can have her bag of apples.......and not to worry about the ticking!

[NutLoose]

[Chu Chu]

Sleeper Cell Kherson carries on boldly with the only weapons it has. If only Liaison Officer Hoskins would send anti-tank weapons instead of relatives-by-marriage.

[Kiltrash]

After the horrific accident at the last race, F1 bosses showcase the latest driver protection.

[Kiltrash]

Having landed at Kiev and collected his hire car it was felt Hoskins would be safer with a free upgrade.