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Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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Three pairs of her best bloomers had disappeared from the washing line. She was ready...
She keeps a tank in the living room and an aircraft carrier in her swimming pool.
- Ed
- Ed
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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Yet another example of the UK’s failure to sell the SA80 system to foreign countries.
Getting the Amazon drone deliveries through to anyone in Hardcastle Lane made raiding Ploesti seem a walk in the park.
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
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“When I said I wanted a woman’s magazine, I wasn’t after no reading material!”
Why do I need the silencer??
Well don't want to wake the baby taken me 3 hours to settle her....
or
I have PMT want to make something of it??
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My husband hopes I will get through the Menopause before I do anything silly
Well don't want to wake the baby taken me 3 hours to settle her....
or
I have PMT want to make something of it??
or
My husband hopes I will get through the Menopause before I do anything silly
Last edited by Kiltrash; 7th Apr 2022 at 15:35.
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,695
Received 342 Likes
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188 Posts
When questioned by police, Mrs Gotti (52) said "I ice a lotta fruitcakes for my husband..."
Slasher's Hind End weren't gonna hold Shucks when Marge got through with him!
