Having transferred from the Air Force PO PPRuNe searched in vein for the Ejector Seat cord.
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The Captain always goes down with the ship
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Sorry Mr Corbyn, the aircrafts gone tech, but we have arranged a cab to take you to the station, if we hurry you can just make the 11.00 to London, don't worry about reserving a seat in First class, there will be plenty of space