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OK Driver, if on the battlefield you suffer a indicator failure, Instead of reporting the tank as U/S, you put your left handout to show you wish to turn left, and visa versa... Got it? Oh and for a full stop if the brake lights fail you put your hand up vertically...
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“Hold it right there ... where’s you PCR swab test result?”
And so sayeth the Hi-Viz-attired Irish priest: "Let us give Tanks unto the Lard!"
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Sorry you will have to stop there, it’s first class only further forward, and the Major General is taking his wife and his car down to Devon for a working week.
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You’re being rushed to the front lines and you’re travelling BR......... seriously?
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The Railways worker took umbrage when they told him they were going to the Battle of the Bulge. "I'm sick of these stereotypes" he muttered as he walked away.
Jeremy Clarkson later regretted challenging the tank corps to bring along their mates for a 10th anniversary remake of his Range Rover vs Challenger tank driving round a muddy field in Salisbury. Challenge
Railway Person, no no no this is the 05.43 platform 6 to Didcot, you want the 05.34 platform 9 to Croydon. Your not the first to make that mistake, quick get your luggage you might just make it.