Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Well think that fecks up Lewis getting his race car in time, eh Mr Verstappen??

[Chu Chu]

The accident investigation board finds evidence of a steep gradient in the cockpit.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Gesundheit..."

[Kiltrash]

Simple design that shows if the front doors are down and locked before leaving dock...
( From Herald of Free Enterprise )

[622]

OK., OK ...I believe you now...you really are David Copperfield....now can you put it back so we can finish the loading!

[SLXOwft]

He'z bollahxed the load plan again.

[SLXOwft]

BE@9£e (just out of shot): Someone did this more stylishly with a Vickers Funbus.

[Kiltrash]

Don't worry, I know it's been stuck a few days, but there's no Perishables on this load...
Oh that means the stink is from the **** hitting the fan (s) ...

[Kiltrash]

Mythbusters prove that a pallet of Crows all taking flight has no weight, OK Hoskins stop rattling their cage...

[Kiltrash]

Pass up the WD-40, the AOA vane must be stuck,... again..
( other lubrication sprays are available )
no Skip I think it's a bit more trouble than that...

[OMAAbound]

Originally Posted by OMAAbound

Affer Hong Kong banishes more cargo pilots to their quarantine container city, some crew members are going to extreme lengths to avoid the same fate!

[Buster Hyman]

Hang on, are you sure it was rubber dog ****?

[DirtyProp]

Alright, who forgot to empty the loo again??

[Kiltrash]

When the Warden told us to wear the Orange jump suits and report to the Airport, thought we would be performing menial social work towards reducing the sentence. ..not this!...

[Chu Chu]

Phew! Paul Bunyan carried his axe off toward greener pastures. When the crotch sniffing started, I was sure things would end badly.

[OMAAbound]

AND THE WINNER IS....

I have finally a few minutes to go through the replies and pick a winner, which I have quoted below.

Originally Posted by ix_touring

"Only fans: Big bird on arse with mouth open" Worst typo search result ever.

I hand it over to ix_touring to carry on the baton!

OMAA

[Self loading bear]

Those 747-pilots are really the Drama Queens of the Sky.
They always think they are higher up than others.

[Kiltrash]

OMAA as we have not heard from ix in ( almost 24 hours ) perhaps we need a first runner up ..??
hope ix is well....

[SLXOwft]

While we wait for ix_touring to collect the CST (Or OMAA to nominate a substitute). If there are no strong objections thought I would put this up to pass the time, before everyone's certain serial winners' stocks of images are exhausted on the UK F-35B lost thread.(yes, I know this is a USAF one) - winner to receive the e-goat Lightning Wit award.

I couldn't resist this one...

[Kiltrash]

I know the brakes failed but the Chevy van is defiantly stock under the nose