Given the impending time of year:
Training Captain addressing 2nd Officer Alladin Hoskins, who is standing on carpet in hat with no sign of coffee.
"Well young man, do you still think that was an opportune moment to say 'Open Sesame!'?"
Charlie Croker :'For God's sake don't move, if the gold shifts it'll blow the bloody wings off!'
FADE IN : 'It's a self-preservation society'
ROLL CREDITS.