Buster almost had it with one of his early entries re naval gazing, but
Kiltrash has finished strongly and come over the top with:
As the band prepared to board RMS Titanic, they though," the safest ship a float, what could possibly go wrong. "
(I had a couple of Titanic lines in mind myself.)
So the CST will be cast afloat on an iceberg near you. Good luck.