.aaaand finally... for tonight....
Train announcement," If you look to the left you will see the World Renowned Bengal Tiger, If you look to the Right you will see the World Renowned King Cobra. If you look up you will see the World Renowned Vulture and if you look down you will see the World Renowned Rhinoceros. "
" Now any volunteers to get off the train as a sacrificial Lamb so the rest of us can escape? as the train appears to have broken down "