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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 14th Jul 2021, 05:52
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James May voice

" I've taxed worse "
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Old 14th Jul 2021, 07:48
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Don't think this one will make the Bastille Day flypast Pierre. Off to the Gallows for a date with Madame Guillotine. ..
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Old 14th Jul 2021, 10:03
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It's a BY word for Anglo French relations these days

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Old 14th Jul 2021, 16:01
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Knew it was a mistake doing a RAF recruitment week at the end of the Open Golf Practice Range.
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Old 14th Jul 2021, 19:25
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If there were aircraft Strip Joints....

- Ed
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Old 14th Jul 2021, 20:44
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Last orders… scoring on the morrow
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Old 14th Jul 2021, 21:07
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Last orders… scoring on the morrow
Not a caption
Matthew 7 verses 1-2
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Old 14th Jul 2021, 21:22
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Them damm flying ants will eat anything.
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Old 14th Jul 2021, 21:23
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Would you fly a aircraft made by Peugeot ?
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Old 14th Jul 2021, 21:25
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Well we were made a offer we could not refuse for the valuable bits.....The Pilots been left on the shelf over there.
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 07:03
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Christmas Tree or Kinder Egg?
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 08:06
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We have been ordered to cease making these planes, in case they are mistaken for real warplanes.
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 08:08
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Why on earth did we allow 10 CC to name this aircraft " Mandy "

( other pop groups are available )
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 08:10
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...and finally..
Well sir the flack on New Years Day over Croydon was fairly intense this year.
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 08:29
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Right James May...... Re-assemble that!
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 09:27
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Runners up are wenslydale for

The latest Transformers movie features an aeroplane that turns into a Kitten.

Chu Chu for

Looks like we're gonna need some taller jacks.

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Normally ' Transformer ' turns into something exciting

But today there are two winners, both from Dan Gerous with

..and with this mod, we're hoping to turn it into a bi-plane.

And

You know, if we were to make this out of foam, we could sell them as 3D jigsaws.

Over to you Dan.... CST being reassembled as we speak..
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 12:40
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...and finally finally ... Damm recoil, please ask them to reduce the fire power..

Well done Dan
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Thanks Nutloose. With the sunny warm weather we're (allegedly) getting over the weekend, here's a nice cool maritime themed pic for everyone to dip their toes into.




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Old 15th Jul 2021, 19:00
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With a good haul from that UK landing ship, the Somali pirates head back to base.
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 19:26
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... and afterwards we photoshop in the Big Yellow Banana and the Paraglider...
Oh and replace Sgt Hoskins with a scantily clad female.
There the next advert for Ibiza aimed at the Geordie.
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