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Old 7th Jun 2021, 14:02
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I bought this Uranium, Yellow Cake they call it, from a Nigerian Prince!
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 14:04
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And how much did this cost ?
We get it real cheap GL. Farmer in America turn cornfield into baseball field.
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 16:18
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Why does this one taste like ass ?
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 16:19
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How long to convert this into rocket fuel ?

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Old 7th Jun 2021, 16:22
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OK, this Corn … which of you is Flake?
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 16:23
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The peaches and cream variety is too western and sweetly decadent for NK taste , the kimchi flavoured batch is just about right , but who ever planted the ass flavour corn is going to the new soylent green factory .
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 16:26
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Are you sure this crop came from Douglas MacArthurs old pipe he left behind ?
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 17:57
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Last one you gave I presented it to the wife and she complain no batterwiz, does this have batterwiz?
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 18:00
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All the Generals quietly thought "If only Fearless Leader would shuck off!"

- Ed
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 18:54
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Yes Great Leader, the 28 million hectares of corn planted by comrade Khrushchev in 1954 has paid off. All this has now been harvested. In your face, decadent capitalist countries.
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 18:59
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Is this a Corn Cob in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?


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Old 7th Jun 2021, 19:00
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No no no I said "Cornholio guy", not "corn and oil guys". Take this away and show me the latest Beavis and Butthead.
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 19:04
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Tell me AGAIN, exactly how will this lead to World Domination?
The scribes all wait expected how Hoskins will dig himself out this hole.
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 19:06
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Proof positive the real life Scarecrow did work, Promote him to General of Food Production commanded the GL.
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 19:08
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Who does my AAA battalion have to shoot to get some butter with my corn?
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 19:11
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OK so that's the Maize production sorted, now who was to design the Popcorn machine ? Before we go into the Cinema?
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 19:13
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He he the GL seriously believes we have reduced the size of our torpedoes....let's hope he does not declare war on anyone...
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 19:33
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GL seen having a flash back to last night's companion!
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 19:52
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Great Leaders decoy no 5 thinks, when I get to be no1 decoy I get to be photographed with the AAA BATTERY defending the Capital..
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 20:52
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"Idiots! I said my breakfast was to be Corned Brisket, not corn in a basket!"
(Flunky on left makes note: I am dead.)
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