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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Have we done Broadsword calling Dannyboy yet?
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Er, you're Doctor Who?
News Jingle..
Tonight our main item is that at London Gatwick they have to install a replacement ILS scanner...
and in other news the Police and AAIB are looking into a series of near misses by aircraft at Nelson Mandela Flats, in South London
Tonight our main item is that at London Gatwick they have to install a replacement ILS scanner...
and in other news the Police and AAIB are looking into a series of near misses by aircraft at Nelson Mandela Flats, in South London
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I've just a call from the Ministry - they've asked that we urgently increase security on this project by giving it a code name. They've suggested we simply spell radar backwards. OK?
What are you doing out here, Hoskins?
Sir, don't you remember? I was telling you about my aunt's husband Leight and their daughter Sadie, and suddenly you asked me to hook you up with a satellite.
Sir, don't you remember? I was telling you about my aunt's husband Leight and their daughter Sadie, and suddenly you asked me to hook you up with a satellite.
Yes this is a combined Microwave and Barbecue, once we get the wind generator up to speed it produces the electricity .
No expedition up Ben Nevis should set off without one...
No expedition up Ben Nevis should set off without one...
Okay - now we start the microwave beacon and wait. If they need anything after travelling thousands of light years across the Milky Way, surely it will be somewhere to stop and take a leak.
Man in Middle thinks "Now was I supposed to cut the red wire or the white wire?"
Man on Left, genuflecting, prays "Dear God, please let him cut the green wire!"
Man of Right dons Purple Cape, cackling: "Mwa Ha Ha, this should make PPRuNe's Darwin Awards!"
- Ed
Man on Left, genuflecting, prays "Dear God, please let him cut the green wire!"
Man of Right dons Purple Cape, cackling: "Mwa Ha Ha, this should make PPRuNe's Darwin Awards!"
- Ed
Following their outstandingly successful RAF pilot training program, Ascent have been awarded a follow on contract to provide Technical training to RAF electronic technicians. A leading factor in their selection was Ascent's commitment to using the latest representative technologies........
