Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Doc Brown's latest invention still suffers the same problem, how to achieve 88 mph.

[Kiltrash]

Eric ' Winkle ' Brown baulked at no 488
" I'm not that stupid he said.

[Kiltrash]

Ah Major Tom, put your helmet on and give this oddity a go.

[Kiltrash]

Yes Hoskins, Said the Mess Manager, as your a bit short this month will take this in part payment of the £4- 4 / 6 pence bar bill.
Bring the £4 next week.

[Kiltrash]

In the bar afterwards, the Pilot was heard to complain that he had to slow down to stall speed, so he did not overfly the Jaguar.

[c52]

At least, if it is to he consigned to the dustbin if history, the wing will make optimal use of that receptacle.

[Wensleydale]

Well Mr Mulley. Its either this, the Nimrod AEW, or buy American.

[MPN11]

The Rotary Wing concept suffered from inaccurate specifications.

[Kiltrash]

Model Aircraft Judge

" Well done Hoskins it did say on the box this was an ' Impossible ' build "

or

"Better take this back to ' Toys R Us ' must have had a accident in the parts department "

[Chu Chu]

What's with the red paint, Hoskins?

Don't you get it? Von Richthofen? Flying circle?

[Chu Chu]

It protects us against AAA. Works on the same principle as dazzle camouflage.

[Kiltrash]

Well you pull this lever and it converts to a Lada, what could be of more use?

[Kiltrash]

Well at airshows it ensures the Pilot has constant shade from the sun all day

[Kiltrash]

At Duxford the Tiger Moth went 'tech ' so they had a rummage around hangar 51 to find something for the joy flights

[Kiltrash]

While touring Area 51 the President wanted to see what the $$$ had been spent on.
Move on nothing to see here.

[Kiltrash]

...and before you turn on the radar, remember to cover your knackers with tin foil...

[Kiltrash]

Well I know you designed this to serve a purpose, I just fail to see what purpose it has.

[Kiltrash]

Later it was discovered that although the designer had produced a World beating plan, Bae had pinned the plans to the drawingboard up side down.

[Kiltrash]

Well the plans fell out of Master Treadigraph 's
( age 6 ) math jotter

[cavuman1]

"Bisquick, Mate?" "No thanks, I'll have a Pancake Fokker!"

- Ed