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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th May 2021, 06:44
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Doc Brown's latest invention still suffers the same problem, how to achieve 88 mph.
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Old 9th May 2021, 06:48
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Eric ' Winkle ' Brown baulked at no 488
" I'm not that stupid he said.
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Old 9th May 2021, 06:50
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Ah Major Tom, put your helmet on and give this oddity a go.
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Old 9th May 2021, 06:56
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Yes Hoskins, Said the Mess Manager, as your a bit short this month will take this in part payment of the 4- 4 / 6 pence bar bill.
Bring the 4 next week.
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Old 9th May 2021, 07:26
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In the bar afterwards, the Pilot was heard to complain that he had to slow down to stall speed, so he did not overfly the Jaguar.
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Old 9th May 2021, 07:47
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At least, if it is to he consigned to the dustbin if history, the wing will make optimal use of that receptacle.
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Old 9th May 2021, 08:43
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Well Mr Mulley. Its either this, the Nimrod AEW, or buy American.
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Old 9th May 2021, 10:15
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The Rotary Wing concept suffered from inaccurate specifications.
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Old 9th May 2021, 11:00
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Model Aircraft Judge

" Well done Hoskins it did say on the box this was an ' Impossible ' build "

or

"Better take this back to ' Toys R Us ' must have had a accident in the parts department "


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Old 9th May 2021, 12:01
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What's with the red paint, Hoskins?

Don't you get it? Von Richthofen? Flying circle?
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Old 9th May 2021, 12:20
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It protects us against AAA. Works on the same principle as dazzle camouflage.
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Old 9th May 2021, 14:58
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Well you pull this lever and it converts to a Lada, what could be of more use?
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Old 9th May 2021, 15:00
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Well at airshows it ensures the Pilot has constant shade from the sun all day
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Old 9th May 2021, 15:02
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At Duxford the Tiger Moth went 'tech ' so they had a rummage around hanger 51 to find something for the joy flights
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Old 9th May 2021, 15:03
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While touring Area 51 the President wanted to see what the $$$ had been spent on.
Move on nothing to see here.
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Old 9th May 2021, 15:05
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...and before you turn on the radar, remember to cover your knackers with tin foil...
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Old 9th May 2021, 15:07
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Well I know you designed this to serve a purpose, I just fail to see what purpose it has.
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Old 9th May 2021, 15:09
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Later it was discovered that although the designer had produced a World beating plan, Bae had pinned the plans to the drawingboard up side down.
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Old 9th May 2021, 15:11
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Well the plans fell out of Master Treadigraph 's
( age 6 ) math jotter
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Old 9th May 2021, 15:21
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"Bisquick, Mate?" "No thanks, I'll have a Pancake Fokker!"

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