In our brave new world of house arrest, curfew and less soaps on telly I read one and laughed out loud
"There is a military plan for the Marines to invade France and liberate all of the toilet paper that they can find. It will happen on B-Day!"
Wensleydale we could meet and present it to you but social distancing and "Two is company, three is a crowd and not allowed" prevents this, so take it away and our overlords have allowed you one extra visit outside today. Congrats