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Old 15th Jan 2021, 13:18
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Admiring der hat? Nein... just vorking out der size of der coffin you vill need..
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Old 15th Jan 2021, 13:19
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I've heard a rumour that there will be a film about me called "Downfall" and Spike Milligan will play my part...
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Old 15th Jan 2021, 15:10
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
I vill let you into a little secret, I am varing my mistresses panties and stockings, zay are silk and so soft..
Nutty's posted on the wrong Forum....again. .
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Old 15th Jan 2021, 15:12
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That gives me an idea,
Think i will get a large white cat and stroke it gently like a madman...
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Old 15th Jan 2021, 15:15
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Body double no 6 gets above his station and starts to believe he really is Great Leader
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Old 15th Jan 2021, 15:22
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Are you just going to give me the keys to the City? Or do I have to do it by force? Really I do have more important things to do. Like Tea with Edward, Duke of Windsor.
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Old 15th Jan 2021, 15:35
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"A dear little robin is making her nest in your hat. Under the Third Reich's Nature Protection Law, I forbid you to move for three months."
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Old 15th Jan 2021, 15:43
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I vouldnt vear dat pendant around vons neck, it may get mistaken for der wrong type of star.
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Old 15th Jan 2021, 19:40
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That guy behind you, he works for satan not santa, but he does have a list, and your name's on it.

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Old 15th Jan 2021, 19:49
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I'm sorry you miss interpretated our 200000 troops 400 tanks and 1200 aircraft massing on your borders, it's just so we are ready in case those devious Soviets were to invade you.
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Old 15th Jan 2021, 19:51
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The Gestapo have some pictures of you with your secretary in the hotel...
OK we surrender. .
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Old 15th Jan 2021, 20:00
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Scene from Charlie Chaplins " The Great Dictator " that did not make the final cut. Producer said it was far too unbelievable.
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Old 15th Jan 2021, 21:19
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Gerry Rafferty gains inspiration for a song for Stealers Wheel
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Old 15th Jan 2021, 22:56
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“Ja, during ze Spanish flu pandemic I did learn how to cut mein own hair und haff done so ever since.....why do you ask?”
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Old 15th Jan 2021, 23:56
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Pwwwwarppp.... so sorry, sauerkraut for lunch again..
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Old 15th Jan 2021, 23:57
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Und if you vant to get really ****faced I recommend wobbly...
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Old 16th Jan 2021, 00:07
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Ja, Dah, , it’s all der same, von way or another you vill end up using both of zem.
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Old 16th Jan 2021, 00:25
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Ja, think Butlins, ve vant to build several holiday camps around your Country ver ve will send people from all over Europe to relax.
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Old 16th Jan 2021, 05:55
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Oh, I could've used that hat in the trenches!
Cold?
Nein, privacy.....
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Old 16th Jan 2021, 06:47
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Is zat a luger in your pocket or are you just glad to see me...ducky...
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