Caption Competition Mk II
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Admiring der hat? Nein... just vorking out der size of der coffin you vill need..
Gnome de PPRuNe
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I've heard a rumour that there will be a film about me called "Downfall" and Spike Milligan will play my part...
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I vouldnt vear dat pendant around vons neck, it may get mistaken for der wrong type of star.
I'm sorry you miss interpretated our 200000 troops 400 tanks and 1200 aircraft massing on your borders, it's just so we are ready in case those devious Soviets were to invade you.
Avoid imitations
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“Ja, during ze Spanish flu pandemic I did learn how to cut mein own hair und haff done so ever since.....why do you ask?”
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Pwwwwarppp.... so sorry, sauerkraut for lunch again..
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Und if you vant to get really ****faced I recommend wobbly...
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Ja, Dah, , it’s all der same, von way or another you vill end up using both of zem.
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Ja, think Butlins, ve vant to build several holiday camps around your Country ver ve will send people from all over Europe to relax.