Caption Competition Mk II

[Ascend Charlie]

"Vhile you look into mein eyes, I am pi55ing in your boot!"

[treadigraph]

Is it springtime for me and Germany yet?

[NutLoose]

Ya I am on zer grand tour picking up zer odd souvenirs, you know France, Belgium. Austria, zat sort of thing.

[NutLoose]

I'd give my right bollock to hav a look around your country...Oh vait, zat vos France...

[cavuman1]

The Tony Award winner from The Producers attempts to befriend an Academy Award nominee, a Winkie Guard from The Wizard of Oz.

(Great minds think alike, treadigraph!)

- Ed

[NutLoose]

Vot a beautiful city Warsaw is, but vot you need ghettos, zay free up so much real estate in zer better quarters of zer city.

[NutLoose]

Ahh I’ve been vanting to meet you, so your the Austrian house painter... it ist good, I have a job for you ve need parts of zer city remodelling..

yaa, ve can do that for you...

[Ascend Charlie]

"I am zinking zat Schickelgruber iss not a good name for a despot, zo maybe I change it to Trump?"

[Buster Hyman]

Advanced Hair you say?....

[Buster Hyman]

It’s my Chancellor’s hat. I call it a Merkel.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Ven am I planning my next visit? I vos thinking of early September.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

I'll let you in on a little secret. Vun day, all zis vill be mine!

[Kiltrash]

Having been told the World's Greatest Joke at Christmas, Adolf finally ' gets it ' in April. Much to everyone else's surprise.

[Kiltrash]

Can you run me up a t-shirt of my greatest tour?
end it with "Tomorrow Ze Vorld "

[Kiltrash]

So when I met that big Jesse at my Olympics ....

[Kiltrash]

Zis is part of my Master Plan to ensure free Border movement throughout Europe. Passports not needed and all under one language and currency.
Do you want to join?
( Softly ) After I was turned down by ze Britishers

[andytug]

"These costumes will be much better for the next time we invade the Capitol, Larry..."

[Chu Chu]

If we can't bring your father to the Reich, we'll bring the Reich to your father.

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

I vill let you into a little secret, I am varing my mistresses panties and stockings, zay are silk and so soft..