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The Nav checked and re checked his bearings, flight time calculations, wind drift and aircraft speed and was please to inform the Captain this time HE was not at fault for any Cock Up.
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After doing a risk assessment, the rescue chopper heads back from whence it came. When asked why, the crew responded..."Because the Steaks were too high..."
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Debate in the mess one Thursday night: if cats always land on their paws, how would cows fare? The next morning A Flight, sited next to Farmer Pengelly's pasture-full of prize winning Friesian milkers, decided to find out...
...and today I identify as a Sperm Whale.
The Accident inquiry later deduced that the unexpected change in payload upset the aircraft.
However the LGBT protested that mere facts should not deter the individual rights to choose.
The Accident inquiry later deduced that the unexpected change in payload upset the aircraft.
However the LGBT protested that mere facts should not deter the individual rights to choose.
Confusion reigns in mission control as the first British astronaut is recovered from his space capsule.
"Wasn't he a human being when he blasted off?" asks the flight controller.
"Wasn't he a human being when he blasted off?" asks the flight controller.
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Confusion reigned in the cockpit when the Copilot was told to pull the udder one resulting in the co-op collective being over pulled,
Having dipped the Sonar Buoy to locate the Soviet Sub, Crew were surprised when they pulled it back in.
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Mr Sonah's son was not impressed and felt this was discrimination
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Mr Sonah's son was not impressed and felt this was discrimination
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