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Old 7th Jan 2021, 11:38
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Jacob Rees-Moggy goes in to battle on behalf of Britain...
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So . . . is it Herr Katze or Fru Katze?

We're not sure -- it swing both ways.
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Fritz was a true believer. Talk of the 7000 year Reich went to his head like catnip.
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Old 7th Jan 2021, 13:23
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At night the British Tanks have to stop as they cannot see the enemy. The German Tanks dont have the same problem as they have Cats Eyes...
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Old 7th Jan 2021, 13:32
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Later the cat was shot as a spy when it was discovered he preferred Fish to SourKrout
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On the steps of the Capitol as the Police get out the Tanks, Del Boy gets some toy cats out his Capri Ghia to sell as missiles to the Trumpets
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He said we shall fight them on the beaches, not breaches
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Sitting on the barrel Tom squinted his eyes but couldn't see the enemy ahead, nor the end of this competition.
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Old 7th Jan 2021, 15:27
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You can always tell an Army cat from a Navy cat, the Navy cat is always inside the barrel.
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Operation Felione, the lesser known diversion from Sealion was not going well, Toms wings had yet to arrive.
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Sitting on the barrel Tom squinted his eyes but couldn't see the enemy ahead, nor the end of this competition.
He is beginning to bear a certain resemblance to a smilodon.
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Old 7th Jan 2021, 17:46
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Yah you ugly mutt, I brought a tank to your dogfight !
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I always knew my cat secretly wanted to murder me, I just never thought he would be so over the top about it.....
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Dunno, it just followed me home, can I keep it please ?
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Pat said, I actually wanted to be a Postman, but this was the only driving job they had...
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Tom, fed up with always comming second to Jerry, decided to seek help from ACME. Well it always worked for Coyote he reasoned.
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Buster, Buster come out wherever you are. Your fans are waiting for you....
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I’m here too 🤡
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Buster was a typical cat and would only fire when ready...
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 05:33
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Settle down everyone, it's only been 5 days!! Some very, very clever ones but...

In the Third Place, and winning the "Are you sure it's a Furball" award...
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The relationship between Tom and Jerry had reached a new low..
In second place winning the "I lick my Balls where I please" award....
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Fed up with the smell from 6 crew cooped up in the tank for 4 straight days, the cat popped out for some fresh air.
But our winner, taking home the Cat Sits on Tank trophy.... (Yeah, nobody tried it)...
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Grab that shovel boys, this is going to be a biggy.
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