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Old 8th Jan 2021, 12:19
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Are you sure this not Dan Gerous?
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Heath-Robinson designs a muck-spreader...
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 12:22
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John Sproule hadn't envisaged such a use for his brain child...
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 12:23
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Cow Thinks
What's all this reference to Cow, Milk and Uddrs?
Can't they tell I'm a Bullock

You all need to go to Specsavers. .
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 12:24
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Farmer below thinks... feels like rain
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 12:25
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Artificial Insemination company discovers they are out of bottles, fly in Draught.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 12:26
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The Navy resorts to smuggling its own food to overcome post-Brexit queues at the ports.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 12:28
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Not a caption - love this one:

Heath-Robinson designs a muck-spreader...
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 12:32
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Whose idea was it to play board games with life-sized pieces?
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 12:40
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After the trouble getting to Durham, Mr Cummins asked the Navy to fly him in disguise instead.
Boris however instructed the aircraft to the North Sea and cut the ropes. ....
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 12:41
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It's the worst case of Bovine Flu I've ever seen........
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 12:43
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On the Station the crews practice dropping the diver as near as possible to the casualties. PO Ward scores a bullseye.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 12:44
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Ermm.... I always thought they needed to catapult decaying cattle over the walls in a siege, dropping live cows onto the Capitol building just isn't the same.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 12:57
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Jersey threatened by rising water in Channel; Royal Navy comes to rescue.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 13:03
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Why does that cloud have a cow in it?
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 13:16
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Unfortunately, the lack of deep water port facilities in Babylon obliged Noah to devise an alternative method of transferring the animal kingdom to the Ark...
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 13:27
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Get a move on, it's Friesian up here.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 13:53
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No, Hoskins. I asked for some Laughing Cow, not a Jolly and a cow.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 14:10
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Having rigged the bait, the boys headed out for a spot of Great White fishing.
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The orders had called for the fitting of TOW missiles, but due to an unfortunate typo...
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