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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 31st Dec 2020, 09:11
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Bit early on the roundout there Hoskins.
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 09:12
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Okay, you've had a good look. Is the grass greener on the other side of the hangar?
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Clearly, the guy in the Red shirt has never watched Star Trek!
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 09:46
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You can increase the angle of incidence all you want, but you won't get this off a carrier.


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Old 31st Dec 2020, 09:48
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Methinks this is gonna be expensive
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 09:49
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OK Jaguar give you 100 mile start in a 120 mile race.....go
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 09:49
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Think the mains need a bit more air?
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 09:50
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Dianne, what was the weight of the new bomb ?
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 09:52
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Knew it was a mistake diverting into John Lennon Airport last night.
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 09:54
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Superman needs help getting over a building in a single bound now he has reached his 2000 birthday
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 10:29
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I don't understand it Chief, replacing the radar with concrete worked perfectly well for the Brits.......?
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 11:58
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Think this advert for the Mitsubishi Lancer is a bit optimistic
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 12:00
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Red shirt tries to rescue the situation by attempting to get the Pilots Watch on board
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 12:04
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Hoskins regretted going into Kwif Fit for new tyres. " That's the best size we had in stock "
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 12:15
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Not to worry, balance will be restored when the captain brings his wallet aboard...
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 12:25
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Following the success of their "Texas Taildragger" Cessna 150 mods, Custom Aircraft Conversions turn their attention to bigger aircraft, resulting in the T-Bone...
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 12:50
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Hoskins groans as he realises that he forgot to put some plasticine in the nose of his latest Airfix kit to keep the nosèwheel down.
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 13:17
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Lieutenant Hoskins, this is the Captain, now I'm not sayin' ya put on a lotta weight recently son, but d'ya think ya could come on up front and swap with O'Malley?
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 13:35
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HOSKINS. ... bellowed the Station Commander
Knew it was a mistake allowing him to repair the concrete hole in the Taxiway with any old scrap iron he found
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Old 31st Dec 2020, 13:39
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Due to normal weight bareing restrictions at Blackbushe, When the B-1 misstook it for Farnborough ( again) the results were entirely predictable
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