Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

CNN Interviewer asked the question. GL do you understand the Rule of Six?

[Kiltrash]

GL proudly show off his latest invention. Drum brakes

[Kiltrash]

North Korean snipers have it easy. All the targets already have laser designator spots on their foreheads.

[Kiltrash]

One of the troops does not notice Section Officer Harvey go past on a goodwill visit.

[Wensleydale]

"So Glorious Leader..In your hand you have the greatest invention known to man surrounded by superior North Korean rubber!"

"Yes - and with my other hand I am touching a tyre."

[cattletruck]

After adjusting the cannon "a rittle more to the right" Kim told the general to write "Spec Savers" in his notepad.

[Dan Gerous]

Soldier behind GL. Where did you get that coat, Primark! And those shoes, uurrgh.

[Buster Hyman]

General: It's just a jump to the Left
Troops: And then a step to the Right
General: With your hands on your Hips....yes, YES Glorious Leader! You've got it!

[Kiltrash]

No Mr Bond....I expect you to die
now where have I heard that before?

[Kiltrash]

Great Leader, may I introduce you to ms Hari, Mata Hari. She has asked to interview you on a one to one with no advisors...

[NutLoose]

And a three gram balance weight here..

[c52]

General thinks: "Now we've got him into this 10" deep hole, how the hell are we going to get him out again? I feel the urgent need to resign."

[c52]

GL departs from the prepared text of his speech: "Only filthy capitalist lackey dogs would be distracted by a pretty woman walking past.. Where was I again?"

[Wensleydale]

Famous last words number 74.

"Is that a cruise missile?"

[cavuman1]

Kim Jung Un, General Hung Chow, and several astounded soldiers have a "What the Fluck!" moment as their Big Balls experimental rocket explodes on the launch pad, followed by the premature detonation of its 1 megaton warhead....

- Ed

[Ascend Charlie]

"General, because you are not taking prolific notes on your notepad, I want you to stand...over...there!"

"Y-y-you mean, in front of the GUN, Grorious Reader?"

[Buster Hyman]

GL: "Please inform the General that next time he picks a body double to meet me, make sure his double wears the same size coat! I'm not stupid you know! Now, lets have a look at this Ballistic Missile here..."

[Kiltrash]

At the inaugural launch show of the Great Leaders fashion house the backing singers still need to polish their act claimed the director

[Kiltrash]

In North Korea some are more equal than others.

[Kiltrash]

Kim..." I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here"