Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

After a particularly turbulent time in aviation, Boeing went back to first principles, however found they could still not iron out the bugs in the system

[Kiltrash]

In the dealership Hoskins declined the complimentary 7 day get you home insurance cover. What could possibly go wrong in the 5 minute drive he reasoned.

[Kiltrash]

Due to Covid-19 companies set up online car sales and would deliver to your house at a time and place to suit you. However the delivery driver miss typed on the Sat Nav R27L instead of Myrtle Avenue
Whata mistakka to makaa

[Wensleydale]

are the wing mirrors adjustable?

[Martin the Martian]

You think that's something, let me tell you about this time I was flying Jaguars in Oman...

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins adds another take off to his logbook , however the landing column does not change.

[Kiltrash]

" Always look on the bright side off life, " mused the pilot, having narrowly missed the primary school and the baby milk factory.

[Parson]

Acme Driving Manual cl.24.1(b)(ii);
'Check clear right, check clear left, clear right again. It is now safe to pull out of the junction.'

[Chu Chu]

There's a new backup forming on the Garden State -- looks like it might be a disabled vehicle in the center lane. Hoskins is taking us down for a closer look.

[Kiltrash]

As Charlie Crocker celebrated the heist of the century due in no part to the perfect planning, something happened that was so improb able, it had not been factored in. " Hold tight lads, i have an idea " he told the others .

[Boeing Jet]

Should have gone to Specsavers!!!

[NutLoose]

It’s a Piper Cub, ( Car under Belly )

[NutLoose]

I was attempting a wing rover Officer.. hic

[NutLoose]

I can’t understand how this happened, it’s plain to see the aircraft is wearing a tabard, it must be the car drivers fault.

[c52]

"Too early to know if the mating was successful, but LOOK! - the car's already got its front wheels off the ground!"

[c52]

"IDIOT. The plane is yellow so that no one crashes into it, not to prevent it from crashing into other things!"

[Kiltrash]

The final report by the NTSB made several recommendations, one of which was that when in fully autopilot mode, Tesla have to incorporate collision sensors in the third dimension.

[Ascend Charlie]

Sherriff J.W. Pepper from the Loo-easy-anna State Poe-leece has a flashback to when that "British secret agent, from England" took him for a ride.

[c52]

Pilot: "Can't see the problem. My head was at all times at least 2m away from the car-driver's head."

[Kiltrash]

Drunken Red Necks, in the rooting, shootin, tootin, Wild West driving their Grandma's Oldsmobile, loose off a couple of rounds at the highway road signs. However hit a passing plane who gets revenge when the engine conks out.