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Old 27th Dec 2020, 20:18
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Policeman.
How do you spell Hoskins?
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 20:20
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....and if you have engine failure the car shaped airbag inflates in 0.25 off a second to cushion the impact.
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 20:22
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"The truck will take the car away, but I reckon we need an aircraft carrier to move the plane."
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 20:23
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Normally after a accident they obliterate the registration until they can inform the next of kin. However after it was found with $3m worth of Heroin the police want to catch ' Mr Big '
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 20:28
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Dammit, only got 6 likes. Excuse me I need to find a more interesting accident to be a eye witness on Sky. I want to be interviewed by that nice Kay Burley
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 20:31
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Myth Busters revisit the " Shredded Plane " Myth after it does not go the desired way.
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 20:35
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Well I know it's Black and Tarmac but one of us must be in the wrong place
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 20:39
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After Covid, fly/drive packages weren’t what they used to be.
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 20:39
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In Florida the retirement village for Rich Old Foggies design the estate with carports and hangers.
Think we need to revisit the risk assessment decided the developer
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 21:20
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There are some things that just weren't meant to be carried on roof racks.
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 22:08
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"Get a room, you two"
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 22:26
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Please tell me that wasn't there when I hooked up the car.
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 23:28
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I was doing an intercept on the Vulcan in front, when he deployed the countermeasures.
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 23:32
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It was a perfect approach officer, two reds and two whites, it was only then I realised it was a pair of cars passing.
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 23:36
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Tow Truck Driver

Boss, who gets the invoice for the tow ?
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 23:39
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Car Insurance Lady

As is clearly stated in paragraph 67 (2) (b) (iii) of your policy, I am afraid your insurance doesn’t cover damage by being hit by an airplane. Have a nice day !
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 23:51
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I kept telling him not to park on the runway, but he finally put paid to the Piper.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 00:15
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It started to drift so I gave it a boot full, then a rear window full and finally a roof full.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 00:56
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Piper does it doggie style.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 05:11
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Well there's your problem. Aircraft go on a trailer, not the roof rack. Did you not see the pic from a few pages ago?
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