Caption Competition Mk II

[c52]

"It's very simple. We kill anyone who's not 2m away from everyone else, unless - and this is important - we believe them to be members of the same household."

[c52]

"Are you sure that touch-and-go works when there are no wheels on the undercarriage?"

[622]

Security really was becoming an issue for the SAS...with crowds now turning up to watch missions.

[Kiltrash]

Please stop playing " Ride of the Valkyries " This is a clandestine mission

[Kiltrash]

Determined to stop joyriders the Police get serious

[Kiltrash]

Hank, says here in this brochure it can carry 500.

[Kiltrash]

See 500 foot below there's s group of girls pointing up at us.

[Kiltrash]

Commander cries out GET BACK IN...your not allowed to jump the two feet to the ground, you might get injured. Now remember when we land do not all rush to get off, wait for the steps.....

[Kiltrash]

Helicopter comes down and they shout down to the stadium employee with the container of beer walking round selling pints. and asks for 6 lite beers as they are on duty.....
Beer walker shouts back, sorry still need to see age I'D. .

Sorry I have no idea of the official job title of said beer seller.

[Chu Chu]

Army coach admits advance knowledge of opponents' play calling. His only explanation: A Little Bird told him.

[Dan Gerous]

A bit too much turkey at Christmas trooper!

[Dan Gerous]

Well that's at least 2 tail skids on this chopper.

[ShyTorque]

“If he says “running landing” one more time today, I’ll shoot the ! “

[Kiltrash]

Pilot throws the chopper wildly round the sky before regaining control.
Geez man what was that? Missile tracking?
Nope
Wild up drafts of air?
Nope
Well what the **** was it?
Spider cam. ..

[Kiltrash]

Welcome to MCAS on 1089AM your Superbowl Commentary Station coming today from your local friendly eye in tbe sky...
OOPS sorry, Forgot this is my 2 weeks annual Territorial Army Training.

[Dan Gerous]

"It's boiling in here with all this gear on"!
"Is that why they call it "The Killer Egg"?

[Dan Gerous]

Now for the next part of your training, an ambush on a bend in the road. Welcome to Daytona.

[Buster Hyman]

Ooh. That waters cold.

[Buster Hyman]

So, how come the crowd is social distancing Sarge but we’re not?

[Buster Hyman]

That’s a nice little bird.
Hang on, I’ll go lower...