Caption Competition Mk II

[Chu Chu]

Longing for retirement, 094 modelled for a pedestal in front of an aviation museum by the seaside somewhere.

[Martin the Martian]

At last. Something a B-1 can do that a B-52 can't.

[NutLoose]

It’s an age thing, sooner or later you find it harder to keep your bone up.

[NutLoose]

I suppose it makes a change from it dragging our asses around the world.

[cattletruck]

Judging time and capcom really does move at mach 1.25.

Worthy mentions are:

andytug

I don't understand it Chief, replacing the radar with concrete worked perfectly well for the Brits.......?

Kiltrash

Red shirt tries to rescue the situation by attempting to get the Pilots Watch on board

treadigraph

Rock well? Yes it does seem to rock a bit...

Nutloose

And this is the Bone yard..

But there can only B-1 winner and for 2021 that is

Buster Hyman

Clearly, the guy in the Red shirt has never watched Star Trek!

Well done Buster, the CST has been despatched out of the rear quarters and the bomber has self righted itself.

[Kiltrash]

Having mounted the B-1 on a pedestal, due to a error in measurement it was perhaps a bit large to be the replacement Coffman Starter Trophy. However there was found to be plenty of space for the winners names to be engraved.

Dammit late again on parade, knew it was a mistake that last sausage for breakfast.
Congrats Buster...

[Buster Hyman]

Well I never... (ya must have!) Cheers Cattletruck.

[andytug]

This will get that bl**ody dog out of my basket once and for all!

[cattletruck]

A whisker to the right.

[Kiltrash]

Krupps answer to Rolls Spirit of Ecstasy

[Kiltrash]

Ah ze Britishers vill neit fire. Ze are animal lovers

[Kiltrash]

Germans breed a superior animal to take on the Bulldog.

[Kiltrash]

German Master plan to entice the ( King Charles ) Cavalier to chase a bit of pussy into a trap.

[Wensleydale]

Why do they call it a Tiger?

[treadigraph]

The relationship between Tom and Jerry had reached a new low...

or...

Itchy and Scratchy - before things got really vicious...

[treadigraph]

Having been shown up by a street-wise pigeon just before Christmas AND in front of the world's press, Larry the Downing Street cat was determined to nail the little bastard...

[Kiltrash]

With typical ruthless German efficiency the cat is supplied with his own shovel to clean up his own mess.

[Kiltrash]

Wait till the British Homing Pigeon gets within range. The gun for medium range, cat for close in fighting

[Kiltrash]

Look I'm going to Barnard Castle and no one's gonna stop me...

[Wensleydale]

Another misprint led to the experimental tank being armed with a Mouser Cannon.