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After the ensuing accident, Trooper Hilter decided to transfer to the infantry.
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RSM! When I told you the code word for the day was "LEGS" and I told you to spread the word, this is NOT what I had in mind!
And as for your interactions with the female staff..........
And as for your interactions with the female staff..........
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Having unexpectedly surviving spoons, Private Scroggins was introduced to knees in the nuts
...announcer....
and comming up fast on the outside is Shergar, getting closer, and closer to the leader Red Rum. But with only 2 furlongs to go Red Rum is looking a cert for a fifth consecutive Grand Nationsl
...and getting louder and faster the commentator goes on...
and now inside the last furlong the punters are waving and screaming and waving their betting slips
and comming into the final hurdle... SCREAMS ... Red Rum has unseated his rider who has fallen headlong into a steaming pile off poo as Shergar takes a extra jump to clear the unfortunate jockey
and comming up fast on the outside is Shergar, getting closer, and closer to the leader Red Rum. But with only 2 furlongs to go Red Rum is looking a cert for a fifth consecutive Grand Nationsl
...and getting louder and faster the commentator goes on...
and now inside the last furlong the punters are waving and screaming and waving their betting slips
and comming into the final hurdle... SCREAMS ... Red Rum has unseated his rider who has fallen headlong into a steaming pile off poo as Shergar takes a extra jump to clear the unfortunate jockey
Blackadder (upside-down) "Baldrick, that horse was meant to kick me from here if not to kingdom come then at least to a nice hospital bed in Blighty. Go and find a tired horse and we'll do it again."
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Don’t worry, he managed to clear the stumps at Lords........... mind you he knocked the bails off.
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You might be speaking a little hoarse now Private, but after this treatment you will be able to sing soprano.
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To save funding the army trial dual mounted cavalry, however attaching the lower rider was proving difficult.
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I wonder if he will remember you were the one responsible for him becoming a gelding.
