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Old 29th Jan 2021, 21:00
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Well I’m taking the damned things back to stores, the elastics gone in the sussy’s
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Old 29th Jan 2021, 21:03
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The Pussycat Squadron stand by ready to show the Flying Tigers a thing or two....
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What’s that whistling noise?
Gertrude hasn’t done up her jump suit again.
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Old 29th Jan 2021, 21:06
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To a passer-by: "Excuse me, which way is it to the auditions for the Michelin Man?"
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Old 29th Jan 2021, 21:09
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That’s not a Stuka, look it’s Betty freefalling.
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Old 29th Jan 2021, 21:15
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Ok ladies, can you all smell fish?, I’ve pulled my finger out and I’m doing the COVID 19 smell test, if this fails we will move on to the taste testing.
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Old 29th Jan 2021, 21:20
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Enemy aircraft or not, manners Betty, it’s rude to point.
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Old 29th Jan 2021, 21:31
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"Is that a CB?"
"No, it's a C&B, the fighter pilots are drawing rude things in the sky again!"
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Old 29th Jan 2021, 21:37
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When Hoskins told the girls he'd give them the jump of their lives, this wasn't what he meant.
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Old 29th Jan 2021, 23:55
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My... the jolly green giant, look at the size of his jolly green.......
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"Look at that glass ceiling. Seems close enough to touch and yet..."
"OI! You lot. Wars over, get back in the Kitchen!"
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This isn't what the recruiting poster promised.
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Me Sir, said Betty when Captain Flasheart asked for a co pilot to wiggle his controls
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Old 30th Jan 2021, 07:33
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Biggles landed and after taxing in said ...." I can't have proposed to all of you in the bar last night...come fly with me, "
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Old 30th Jan 2021, 09:31
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It's Lucinda - ooh look, her instructor's bailed out!
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Photographer: Now look at an aircraft at 500 feet.

Woman on right (thinking): QFE or QNH?
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Old 30th Jan 2021, 13:29
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Well before the war I was a staff nurse on a ' mens ' ward. Fingers never been the same since
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Woman on left still did not understand, form up by height.
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Old 30th Jan 2021, 13:32
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Boeing decide the MAX is safe to fly, however the Pilots still take their own parachutes.
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