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Old 25th Dec 2020, 19:55
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The 2021 remake of Thunderball was on a tight budget...
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 21:24
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Le Frog stops secret channel airline activity post Brexit
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 22:36
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Hoskins. When I said 'Fly under the radar'...
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McDonnell Douglas' new Sub Hunter took its role very seriously.
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 23:20
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When you said I should take the 'Train under the Channel to France, how was I supposed to know you meant a train train?
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Owing to a misunderstanding the divers thought they were getting a Aircraft Carrier as the artificial reef, not a Carrier Aircraft
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Sir Freddy Laker looks to starting his " Sky Train " service with a more flexible aircraft
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Sanchez's cunning plan to contract a Mr R W.e.a.v.e.r to "ferry" his DC-3 and its hidden stash of $3m worth of cocaine to the US did not quite meet expectations...
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When Storm Bella arrived the only happy people were the divers.
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Old 26th Dec 2020, 16:44
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Out for a Boxing Day Morning walk, the Very Rev Geraldine Granger finds the puddle in the field a bit deeper than expected.
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In a New Years Day attempt to exterminate the Doctor, the Daleks adapt the Chameleon Circuit of their Space Ship.
The Doctor would never pass up a strange event to investigate
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The Director of Maintenance took the direction to get rid of the hangar queen in advance of the FAA inspection, a bit to literally
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Old 26th Dec 2020, 16:56
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This is what happens when you shop for your aeroplane on e-bay...
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Old 26th Dec 2020, 17:03
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From the Advert

Boxing day special: Unbelievably low priced DC 3, excellent preserved condition, some minor work required and then it will be ready to go to work for you !

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The cost of flying Bryan Air to America is just a drop in the ocean.
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Upon seeing this totally unexpected sight, Coustou let out a huge fart of fear in his wet suit. Immediately shot to the surface.
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So that's why it's called a wet compass...
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I told you it had skis on it not floats.
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I told you not to flush while standing at the station.
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Old 27th Dec 2020, 09:25
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I see the efforts to float your new airline venture sank like turtle sh!t...
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