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Old 7th Nov 2020, 11:07
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After Hoskins wrecked his pimped ride, he found good use for the steering wheel and (one of) the non-rotating hubcaps.
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After watching Catch 22, Perky had a fool-proof method of becoming sole heir to the family fortune - by turning Pinky into pâté...
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When the stewardess used the manual inflation tube on the deflating autopilot, this was not what she expected
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When Bae were tasked with reworking the A-10 (Hog) they found the Hoddesdon by pass particularly difficult.
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Cover of George Orwall's new book, 'Animal and Miss Piggy go on holiday. '
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Ex Prince Andrews bedtime book revealed, It covers his two most precious memories, Flying and his ex wife.
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When it can fly that, we'll train it on a Warthog and then we can intimidate our friends and foes in the Middle East effortlessly.
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...and my next manoeuvre will be a Double Leaning Jowler!
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Too late came Kanga's warning over the RT; as Piglet began his tailslide, his scarf whipped up into the prop arc and after oh, so briefly mourning their chum, Christopher Robin, Pooh Bear, Roo, Eeyore, Rabbit and Tigger enjoyed chipolatas for tea (with seconds).
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Having failed his solo Lt Pork would soon learn about his scratching.
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Here comes Buster, you can always recognise him
Ahhh.. is it the scarf?
No, it’s because he’s a real boar.


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Good thing the pig fit into the cockpit. We were training a mink, but we had to . . . well, we had to . . .
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** NOT A CAPTION ** Sterling entries thus far, Ladies and Gentlemen! Judging 7/11 at 1000 Zulu or when pigs fly, whichever comes first.

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I say, isn't that the Empress of Landings as written about by PIG Wodehouse?
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Pigs in blankets? When I was a lad we had no blankets had to make do with a bit of damp hay. My how our lot has changed.
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