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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 2nd Nov 2020, 06:37
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After the pictures were taken the Officer ripped shreds out the crew for allowing their hair to escape
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The two girls congratulate Bruce on his on going sex change results.
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Yes he kept complaining the peak was stabbing him in the belly.
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Doris worried she would get passed over, points out she is still a Miss.



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I only left the kids in the cockpit for a few minutes while me and their dad did some jiggling....
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Scully proudly shows the bird strike dents
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The names Bond, Jane Bond
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 09:51
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These damned hairy Mary's, it's like a couple of Brillo pads rubbing together...
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Bye Amelia, we'll miss you..
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 10:14
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Photographer thinks: "Really must get the Air Force to do something about the fit of the ladies' trousers."
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 10:16
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You just got married? Congratulations, now you're a DINKY WASP...
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What a lovely joke - write please stand up just under the radome, and they all do and tallest ones bash their heads!
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Listen you misogynistic pigs, it's MIZZ, not Miss
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Yup, now I can see why a lot of US troops over here take a British war bride home with them.
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Welcome to the Auillary Womens Ballon Corps Hoskins.....are you wearing aftershave?
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Are you sure we got all the Gremlins out? I can see one right there!
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"I'll take this one Ma'am. Betty, you can take Miss Chlamydiae..."
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"Great flying. Terrific landing. But you can't park here!"
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To quote an old RCAF recruiting poster....

"She serves so men may fly".
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Remember if you are in the man's Air Force you dress as a man. Which side do you hang? ....
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